There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...

For example..

A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters the kitchen, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. "Hi Darling", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say 'hello'?"

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笑話一則

一位婦女夜歸回到家悄悄打開門,進入臥房,看到床上毯子下有4條腿,於是掄起棒球棒,使盡力氣往毯子猛打一頓,然後進到廚房想喝水,誰知看到老公在廚房看雜誌.

老公說:親愛的!妳爸媽來看我們,我讓他們睡我們的臥房,妳有和他們說哈囉嗎?