2010-03-28 15:33:04Makuhan
超速的藉口
超速的藉口
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate
for a nice evening drive.
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph he suddenly saw
a flashing red and blue light behind him.
有位仁兄買了新的賓士，晚上開到州際公路享受。
碼表指針跳到時速80英里時，他突然發現警車閃著紅藍燈跟在
後面。
"There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself
and opened her up further. His needle hit 90, 100, 110. Finally, he
pulled over.
他心想：「警車哪追得上賓士？」於是把油門踩得更重，
一路飆到時速90、100、110英里。他最後還是把車停了下來。
The cop came up to him and said, "If you can give me an excuse
for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go!"
警察走上前來告訴他：
「如果你想得出我沒聽過的飆車理由，我就讓你走。」
The driver replied,
"Last week my wife ran off with a cop,
and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
男子回答：「我老婆上星期跟警察跑了，我怕你要把她還給我。」
============================================================A man was driving home late one afternoon above the speed limit. He noticed a police car with its red lights in his rearview mirror. He thought, "I can outrun this guy," so he floored it and the race was on. The cars were racing down the highway at 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passed 100, the guy figured, "What the heck," and gave up. He pulled over to the curb. The police officer got out of his cruiser and approached the car. He leaned down and said, "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go." The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rearview mirror, I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to me!" The officer let him go. 一人の男性がある午後遅く、スピード制限を超えて、家路へと車を走らせていた。彼はリアビューミラーの
中に、赤いライトを点けた一台の警察の車に気付いた。
彼は考えた。「俺はこいつに競り勝てるぞ」と。そこで彼はアクセルを踏み込み、レースは始まった。２台の車
はハイウェイをずっと、１時間に90マイルというスピード
で競っていた。
ついに、彼のスピードメーターが100を超えたとき、男は
思った。
「えい、ままよ」。そして諦めた。彼は車道の縁に車を寄せた。
追っていた警察官は、パトカーから出て、男の車に近づいた。
警官はかがみ込み、言った。「まあ、お聞きなさい。私は本当にひどい一日を送ってきて、ただもう家に帰りたいん
ですよ。何かグッドな言い訳をしてくれませんか。そうす
りゃ放免しますよ」。
男は少しの間考えて、言った。「３週間前、私の妻はある警察官と駆け落ちしましてね、リアビューミラーにあなた
のパトカーを見たとき、 こう思ったんですよ。あなたが
例の警察官で、女房を俺に返そうとしているんだって！」
警官は彼を放免した。