繼續上篇木蘭少女校園不插電表演中介紹

"Taylor, the latte boy",有一個女孩每天都很準時在8:11

出現在Starbucks買咖啡,愛上櫃檯男孩-Taylor

寫下告白話語.......................

"Taylor the Latte Boy"
There's a boy who works at Starbucks 有個在星巴克工作的男生
Who is very inspirational. 是他給了我許多靈感
He is very inspirational because of many things. 這些靈感來自許多事情
I come in at 8:11, 早上8:11 我來到這家店
And he smiles and says, "How are you?" 他笑著對我說"妳好嗎?
"When he smiles and says, "How are you?" 當他笑著對我說"妳好嗎?
"I could swear my heart grows wings! 我知道我的心已隨之飛翔
So today at 8:11 所以今早8:11
I decided I should meet him 我想再見見他
I decided I should meet him 我決定要再見他一面
In a proper formal way. 用我最合宜的方式
So today at 8:11 所以今早8:11
When he smiled and said "How are you?" 他笑著對我說"妳好嗎?
"I said "Fine, and my name's Kristin" 我說"我很好,我叫Kristin"
And he softly answered, "Hey." 他輕輕的回應我"喔"
And I said "My name is Kristen, "你好,我是Kristin,
And thank you for the extra foam..." 謝謝你多加的奶泡...
"And he said his name was Taylor, 他說他叫Taylor
Which provides the inspiration for this poem: 是他讓我寫下了這首小詩

Taylor the latte boy, Taylor,那個拿鐵男孩
Bring me java, bring me joy! 給我咖啡,也帶給我快樂
Oh Taylor the latte boy, 那個叫Taylor的拿鐵男孩
I love him, I love him, I love him... 我愛他,我愛他,愛他...
So I'd like to get my nerve up 所以我鼓起勇氣
To recite my poem musical. 輕輕吟唱著這首詩
He would like the fact it's musical 他會喜歡這首小詩歌
Because he plays guitar. 因為他會玩吉他
So today at 8:11, Taylor told me 所以今天早上,Taylor告訴我
He was playing in a band down in the village 他們樂團在一家下鄉的
In the basement of a bar. 一間地下室酒吧表演
And he smoothly flipped the lever 他流暢地控制著壓桿
To prepare my double latte, 調製著我的雙份拿鐵
But for me he made it triple! 但我看到他做了三倍拿鐵
And he didn’t think I knew 他以為我會不知道
But I saw him flip the lever, 但我看到他調控著壓桿
And for me he made it triple, 為我調製著三倍拿鐵
And I knew that triple latte meant 我知道 這杯拿鐵代表著
That Taylor loved me too! 他也喜歡我!
I said, "What time are you playing? 我說"你在溫吞些什麼?
And thank you for the extra skim…" 噢,謝謝你多添給我牛奶
He said, "Keep the $3.55," 他說"這杯送給妳"
because this triple latte was on him. 這杯拿鐵算他請客

(Oh my god~)

Taylor the latte boy, Taylor,這個拿鐵男孩
Bring me java, bring me joy! 為我調置咖啡,也帶給我快樂
Oh Taylor the latte boy, Taylor,這可愛的拿鐵男孩
I love him, I love him, I love him… 我愛他,我想我愛上了他
I used to be the kind of girl 我曾是個逃避愛的女孩
Who'd run when love rushed toward her. 即使愛情迎面而來
But finally a voice whispered 但有個聲音輕柔絮語著
"Love can be yours, "愛會是你的,
If you step up to the counter, and order." 只要你走向櫃檯,點杯咖啡"

Taylor, the latte boy Taylor,那個拿鐵男孩
Bring me java, bring me joy 為我製作咖啡,也為我帶來快樂
Oh Taylor the latte boy Taylor,這貼心的拿鐵男孩
I love him, I love him, I love him. 我愛他,我真的愛上了他
So many years my heart has waited, 我的心等待了這麼多年
Who’d have thought that 誰能想到
Love could be so caffeinated? 愛就像咖啡因一樣讓我謎眩
Taylor, the latte boy, Taylor,這可愛的拿鐵男孩
I love him, I love him, I love him. 我愛他,我愛上了他
I love him, I love him, I love him. 我愛上了這可愛的拿鐵男孩

Taylor也有回應...........

Taylor the latte boy之回應

There's a girl who comes to Starbucks
and i think she has a crush on me
I can tell she has a crush on me
that's too big to ignore
she comes in here every morning
at exactly 8:11
when the clock says 8:11

she comes walking through the door

then one fateful Monday morning
as she made her usual entrance
i could tell that she was nervous and she has something to say 

and i smoothly flipped the lever
to prepare her double latte
and she said her name was Hsiaota
and i came back with "hey"    
and i said my name was Taylor
and here's a little extra foam
as she left i cleaned her table
and i found a folded napkin with this poem:

Taylor the Latte Boy
bring me Java bring me joy
oh, Taylor the latte boy
i love him
i love him  
i love him
 
so i should have got my nerve up
and just said i wasn't interested
but since she was clearly interested
it all got out of hand

cause before i found her poem  
we had had this coversation
i had told i was playing in the village with my band

when i walked in Friday evening
to our gig in Arthurs basement 

i saw Hsiaota in the front row
and i heard her scream my name
then my friend said man she's crazy
she's been here since 7:30
and she told me she's your girlfriend 
and she's really glad she cam

and then when our gig was over she followed me the whole way home

as I ran to try and lose her
i composed another version of her poem

Hsiaota The Stalker Chick
you're a psycho and you are sick
oh, Hsiaota the stalker chick
you scare me
you scare me   
you scare me   

I used to be the kind of gu
who never was rude or doubting
but now i've got this lunatic freak in my life
every night now at my window she's shouting

Taylor! the latte boy!
go home i'm not your toy!
Taylor the latte boy
is calling   
is calling
the police

many a girl has let me court her

but i've never needed a restraining order

Hsiaota! come find me now

i'm tranferring to a new starbucks

there's 20 on each block

so gooooooooooood luck!

有個女孩來星巴克

我覺得她愛我
她根本就愛我!!

想假裝看不見也難

她每天早上都來

準時在8:11的時候

每次當時鐘走到8:11的時候

她就開門進來

然後在一個命運的星期一早晨

當她就跟平常一樣進來
我感覺得到她很緊張，

而且她好像有什麼東西要說

然後我開始轉動攪拌棒
準備她的雙倍拿鐵

她說她叫小ta

我回她個"喔"

然後我說我叫泰勒

這邊有一些多的奶泡

她離開之後，我收拾桌子
然後我發現這張餐巾紙上有首詩

泰勒，這個拿鐵男

給我爪哇咖啡，也讓我心飛飛
喔! 泰勒，這個拿鐵男

我愛他
我愛他

我愛他

所以我得鼓起勇氣

跟她說我對她沒興趣

但很明顯她對我非常地有興趣 =  =
完了

因為在我看到她的情詩之前

我有跟她聊了一下

我跟她說我有在玩團

星期五傍晚

當我準備要去Arthurs的

地下室演出的時候

我看到小ta坐在第一排

她一直尖叫我的名字 

我的朋友跟我說"靠，這怪咖"
她從7:30就一直待在這裡
還說她是你女朋友 
而且她很開心能來看表演 

我們表演結束之後，她一直follow我回家 = =

就當我想要用跑的來甩掉她

我改編了她的詩

小ta，妳這變態跟蹤狂女孩

妳是神經病妳很噁

噢小ta，妳這變態跟蹤狂
妳嚇爆我

嚇爆我
嚇爆我了

我是那種

不會很無禮粗魯的人
但妳這個神經病瘋子
每天晚上都在我窗戶外大叫

泰勒! 這拿鐵男!

回家!!我不是你ㄉ玩具
泰勒，這拿鐵男
正在

正在

報警啦!!!!

其實也是有很多女孩讓我想追她們

但其實我也不用多做啥

小ta!  有本事來找我啊

我現在在另外一家星巴克喔

每個街區有20間

找死妳!!!!!!!                          很機車八!

Avenue Q

這齣舞台劇最特別的地方，就是使用人與布偶同台演出，

是齣成人版的芝麻街舞台劇!

《AVENUE Q》的故事是由一群布偶還有幾位真實演員搭配演出，

講述一群住在Q大道公寓裡的角色們間的故事。

Princeton是個對自己未來感到茫然的大學畢業新鮮人

Kate Monster是個有夢想(卻沒有男朋友)的幼稚園老師

Trekkie Monster是個超級網路宅男

Rod是個不敢對外界承認自己是

GAY的潔癖男還暗戀著自己的室友。

還有Gary Coleman，一位美國著名肥皂劇童星，

卻因成名過早而迷失自我，造成成年之後一生顛沛悽涼...

過程中都用很白話,詼諧,諷刺來呈現社會現象,

真ㄉ很好笑.......

其中之一曲目

It Sucks To Be Me(超白話ㄉ拉)

KATE MONSTER：Morning, Brian!

BRIAN：Hi, Kate Monster.

KATE MONSTER：How's life?

BRIAN：Disappointing!

KATE MONSTER：What's the matter?

BRIAN：When I was little。I thought I would be...

KATE MONSTER：What?

BRIAN：A big comedian on late night TV,But now I'm thirty-two　

and as you can see,I'm not

KATE MONSTER：Nope!

BRIAN：Oh Well, It sucks to be me.

KATE MONSTER：Nooo.

BRIAN：It sucks to be me.

KATE MONSTER：No!

BRIAN：It sucks to be broke and unemployed and turning thirty-three.

It sucks to be me.

KATE MONSTER：Oh, you think your life sucks?

BRIAN：I think so.

KATE MONSTER：Your problems aren't so bad! I'm kinda pretty　

And pretty damn smart.

BRIAN：You are.

KATE MONSTER：Thanks!

I like romantic things　Like music and art.

And as you know　I have a gigantic heart　So why don't I have　

A boyfriend?  Fuck! It sucks to be me!

BRIAN：Me too.

KATE MONSTER：It sucks to be me.

BRIAN：It sucks to be me. It sucks to be Brian...

KATE MONSTER：And Kate...

BRIAN：To not have a job!

KATE MONSTER：To not have a date!

BOTH：It sucks to be me.

BRIAN：Hey, ROd, Nicky, can you　settle something for us?　

               Do you have a second?

ROD：Ah, certainly.

KATE MONSTER：Whose life sucks more? Brian's or mine?

NICKY AND ROD：Ours!

ROD：We live together.

NICKY：We're as close　As people can get.

ROD：We've been the best　of buddies...

NICKY：Ever since the　Day we met.

ROD：So he knows lots　Of ways to make me

Really upset.　Oh, every day is　An aggravation.

NICKY：Come on, that's　an exaggeration!

ROD：You leave your clothes out. You put your feet On my chair.

NICKY：Oh yeah? You do such anal Things like ironing

                Your underwear.

ROD：You make that very Small apartment We share a hell.

NICKY：So do you, That's why I'm in hell too!

ROd：It sucks to be me!

NICKY：No, it sucks to be me!

KATE MONSTER：It sucks to be me!

BRIAN：It sucks to be me!

ALL：Is there anybody here It doesn't suck to be?　

           It sucks to be me!

CHRISTMAS EVE：Why you all so happy?

NICKY：Becuase our lives suck!

CHRISTMAS EVE：Your lives suck?　I hearing you correctly?

                                   Ha!　I coming to this country

For opportunities. Tried to work in Korean deli　

But I am Japanese. But with hard work　

I earn two Master's Degrees In social work!

And now I a therapist!　But I have no clients

And I have an　Unemployed fiance'!

And we have lots　Of bills to pay!

It suck to be me!　It suck to be me!

I say it

Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-

Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Suck!　　

It suck to be me!

PRINCETON：Excuse me?

BRIAN：Hey there.

PRINCETON：Sorry to bother you, but I'm　looking for a place to live.

CHRISTMAS EVE：Why you looking all　the way out here?

PRINCETON：Well, I started at Avenue A,　

but so far everything is out　of my price range.

But this neighborhood looks a lot cheaper!

Oh, and look - a "For Rent" sign!

BRIAN：You need to talk to　the superintendent.　Let me get him.

PRINCETON：Great, thanks!

BRIAN：Yo, Gary!

GARY COLEMAN：I'm comin'! I'm comin'!

PRINCETON：Oh my God!　It's Gary Coleman!

GARY COLEMAN：Yes I am! I'm Gary Coleman From TV's　

                                 Diff'rent Strokes

I made a lotta money　That got stolen

By my folks!

Now I'm broke and I'm the butt Of everyone's jokes,

But I'm here -

The Superintendent! On Avenue Q -

ALL：It sucks to be you.

KATE MONSTER：You win!

ALL：It sucks to be you.

BRIAN：I feel better now!

GARY COLEMAN：Try having people　stopping you to ask you

"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"　It gets old.

ALL：

It sucks to be you On Avenue Q　(Sucks to be me)

On Avenue Q　(Sucks to be you)

On Avenue Q　(Sucks to be us)

But not when　We're together.　We're together　Here on Avenue Q!

We live on Avenue Q!　Our friends do too!

'Til our dreams　Come true,　We live on Avenue Q!

PRINCETON：This is real life!

ALL：We live on Avenue Q!

NICKY：You're gonna love it!

ALL：We live on Avenue Q!

GARY COLEMAN：Here's your keys!

ALL：Welcome to Avenue Q!