清單是從Cinemax的"ePAD"節目上看來的『該廢除情人節的理由』
覺得還不錯節錄下來，附上中文翻譯。(網路上找不到，所以自己打>, <")



It's not even a real holiday.它甚至稱不上是個節日。

No one really wants the pressure to buy someone a present on a fake holiday.
誰也不想在假節日有得買禮物送人的壓力。

Having to pay top dollar for a greeting card.
你還得花大錢買卡片。

Mushy, run-off-the-mill romantic comedies.
還有那些平庸的愛情喜劇讓情人節時男生能帶女生去看。

Annoying women walking all over town on Valentine's Day carrying flowers.
討厭的是，女生到處帶著伴侶送的花。

Feeling like a loser when you're alone on Valentine's Day.
關於情人節的各種話題，只會讓孤單的你感到更挫敗。

Stupid lists ranting about why Valentine's Day should be scrapped.
最主要理由是，有像我這種人列出張蠢清單抱怨情人節該被廢除的理由。
廢除就是了！ (Listed by Cinemax)