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Hymns of the Trade:

The Dentist’s Hymn.............Crown Him with Many Crowns

The Weatherman’s Hymn..........There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

The Contractor’s Hymn..........The Church’s One Foundation

The Tailor’s Hymn..............Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer’s Hymn..............There’s a Green Hill Far Away

The Politician’s Hymn..........Standing on the Promises

The Optometrist’s Hymn.........Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRS Agent’s Hymn...........I Surrender All

The Electrician’s Hymn.........Send The Light

The Shopper’s Hymn.............Sweet By and By

The Realtor’s Hymn.............I’ve Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop

The Massage Therapist’s Hymn....He Touched Me

The Doctor’s Hymn..............The Great Physician



For those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:

45mph..........God Will Take Care of You

55mph..........Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah

65mph..........Nearer My God To Thee

75mph..........Nearer Still Nearer

85mph..........This World Is Not My Home

95mph..........Lord, I’m Coming Home

and over 100mph..........Precious Memories