今天上映的一部電影,其實英文名稱是[A Million Ways to Die in the West][直譯為:在西部的百萬種死法],中文名稱卻叫做[百萬種硬的方式],本來覺得這真是奇怪的翻譯,而且好像很A,但後來想想,人死之後不就是會變[僵硬]嗎?所以這片名翻得真幽默啊.
最近佔據新聞版面的新聞,一則是桃園縣副縣長葉世文養了數個情婦幫他洗錢而且都住豪宅,只有元配騎機車,住洋房.葉世文這貪官,癡肥的像豬,明目張膽的硬要賄款,害人家遠雄建設老扣扣的趙董被關到牢裡過端午節;吳志揚縣長說他用人看走眼.老娘根本認為他眼睛是瞎了,耳朵也聾了才對吧?副縣長葉世文這麼貪,縣長辦公室就在他旁邊,怎會不知道?
另一則就是頗受歡迎的插畫家部落客-彎彎,新婚不到一個月就劈腿外遇和舊情人去約會,沒想到卻被小王出賣,找週刊記者把兩人姦情公諸於世.
其實那新郎長的還比小王帥多了,老娘實在無法理解彎彎在想啥啊?不愛人家何必和他結婚?
上次看莫梨好友寫的有關[分手的藝術],讓我想起以前有一首歌叫做[離開愛人的50種方法].反正不管用什麼方法分手,謹記不要讓對方顏面盡失和自尊心受傷.少用激烈的手段,否則反作用力是很強的.像年初的于美人,到現在代言的廣告越來越少,不是很划不來嗎?
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彎彎帥老公內向 友人心疼：異常冷靜
東森新聞 – 2014年6月6日 下午12:36
彎彎偷吃風波事發至今，遭戴綠帽的老公何吉原依然神隱未發聲，但他的背景也被起底，原來33歲的何吉原當年是因為在朋友的夜店幫忙調酒認識彎彎，現在任職國際快遞公司擔任內勤，跟彎彎相守多年兩人早已同居，個性內向的何吉原對彎彎細心照顧，但這次事件讓他大受打擊，不但關閉臉書還表現的異常冷靜，讓友人都相當擔心。
盛裝打扮的彎彎感動大哭，因為她要出嫁了，坐在她身邊看起來很緊張的就是33歲的新郎何吉原，因為接下來要面對的可是50桌的婚宴大場面，就算是坐在別的男人腿上也能夠笑著接受，何吉原把光環全部留給老婆，愛她就要讓她做想做的事，喜歡拍婚紗照喜歡穿得像小公主那就拍吧，據說個性安靜內向不愛拍照的何吉原毫無怨言，要朋友趕快來幫忙擋酒，就怕外向的彎彎人來瘋喝醉了，走在前面的老公何吉原不多話，卻不時注意愛妻動態，而彎彎筆下的老公也很直白掏出一顆心。
好友九把刀的祝福話中有話，根據朋友爆料，當年去朋友店裡幫忙調酒的何吉原為人老實，遇見彎彎兩人在一起十多年，本身是中壢人的何吉原跟大溪出身的彎彎早就在桃園同居，何吉原也成了在國際快遞公司工作的上班族，曝光的一組組婚紗照，外界看見不但是他174公分的挺拔外型，還有兩人溫柔甜蜜的互動，但如今真心換絕情，默默守候的何吉原選擇神隱，臉書關閉同時封口，周遭朋友對於異常冷靜的他相當心疼，也擔心這次風暴對他的打擊該如何承受。
Paul Simon - 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
"The problem is all inside your head", she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
Ooo slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways
She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
and get yourself free
Slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
挑對象談戀愛真的要小心啊～
我是太懶
頂多上網發洩怒氣
要我搞什麼跟蹤或是花大錢請徵信社
還不如重新再找或把錢拿去出國玩幾天也爽
話說
做了傷天害理的事也要付出代價的
前男友一直拿不到博士學位
論文不斷被拒絕
只能說活該
成功了是他自己的本事,失敗了,就怪東怪西,身旁的那位就是替罪羔羊. 2014-06-16 08:22:25