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偷情

Closer

上映日期：2005-01-28

類　　型：愛情、劇情

片　　長：1時44分

導　　演：麥可尼克斯(Mike Nichols)

演　　員：【永不妥協】茱莉亞羅勃茲(Julia Roberts)、【A.I.人工智慧】裘德洛(Jude Law)、【星際大戰二部曲】娜塔莉波曼(Natalie Portman)、【亞瑟王】克里夫歐文(Clive Owen)

發行公司：博偉電影

官方網站：

http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/closer/

好萊塢超強夢幻卡司組合:茱莉亞羅勃茲、裘德洛、娜塔莉波曼、克里夫歐文
- 入圍5項金球獎大獎: 最佳劇情片、最佳導演、最佳女配角(娜塔莉波曼)、最佳男配角(克里夫歐文)

如果你相信一見鍾情，你是否就無法從一而終？偷情是描述兩對相戀的情侶，在命運的安排下巧遇，演出一場擦槍走火的出軌戀情。四人交錯複雜的關係，讓原本穩定的感情，蒙上一層陰影；畢竟有些愛只能做，不能說…本片可以說是好萊塢明星的超級夢幻組合，因此自開拍以來便話題不斷，也讓全球影迷高度期待。

更新日期：2006-12-06

本片由茱莉亞羅勃茲、裘德洛、娜塔莉波曼及克里夫歐文領銜主演，導演是麥克尼可斯，劇本由編劇派屈克馬勃改編自他的同名舞台劇，劇作家派屈克馬勃的舞台劇【偷情】於1997年在倫敦公演後便獲得一致好評，並贏得勞倫斯奧立佛/BBC最 佳新戲劇獎以及倫敦劇評人協會大獎肯定。

如果你相信一見鍾情，你是否就無法從一而終？偷情是描述兩對相戀的情侶，在命運的安排下巧遇，演出一場擦槍走火的出軌戀情。四人交錯複雜的關係，讓原本穩定的感情，蒙上一層陰影；畢竟有些愛只能做，不能說…

派屈克馬勃形容這部片其實是一個愛情故事，但是故事內容當然不只有愛情，還有談戀愛時的猜忌、大男人主義、我們向親密愛人說的謊言，以及有些人是如何利用別人尋找自我，發覺淺藏在心中的個人價值所在。

http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/closer-movie-transcript.html

英文劇本及台詞

London Sex Anon (some web chat thing)

DDW: hello

DOC9: Hi

DDW: how RU?

DOC9: ok

DDW: cum here often?

DOC9: 1st time

DDW: a virgin! welcome wots yr name?

DOC9: larry. U?

DDW: anna

DOC9: nice 2 meet u

DDW: i love COCK

DOC9: youre v.forward

DDW: do u want sex?

DOC9: yes. describe u.

DDW: blonde. big mouth. epic tits.

DDW: I want 2 suck u senseless

DOC9: b my guest

DDW: sit on my face fuckboy

DOC9: I'm there

DDW: wear my wet knickers

DOC9: ok

DDW: RU well hung

DOC9: 9(pounds)

DOC9: 9"

DDW: GET IT OUT

DOC9: wait

Phone rings.

LARRY: Yep.

LARRY: What's the histology?

LARRY: Progressive?

LARRY: No, sounds like an atrophy.

LARRY: Okay.

Hangs up.

DOC9: hello?

DOC9: ANNA? WHERE RU?

DDW: hey big larry, what d'you wank about?

DOC9: exgirlfriends

DDW: not current?

DOC9: never

DDW: tell me your sex-ex fantasy

DOC9: hotel room. they tie me up, tease me, 

    won't let me cum.  they fight over me, 5 

    tongues on my cock, balls, 

    pernineum etc.

DDW: all hail the Sultan of Twat?

DOC9: anna, wot do u wank about?

DDW: strangers. they form a Q and I attend 

    to them like a cum  hungry bitch, 1 in each 

    hole and both hands

DOC9: then?

DDW: they cum in my mouth arse tits cunt 

    hair.

LARRY: Jesus.

Phone rings. He picks it up and hangs up, 

   then takes it off the hook.

DOC9: then?

DDW: I lik it off like the dirty slut I am. 

    wait have 2 type with 1 hand am 

    cumming right now...

    ohohohohohohohohohohhohohohohohoh

    ohohoho

    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 

    (more junk)

DOC9: was it good

DDW: no

DOC9: ru4 real?

DDW: MEET ME

DOC9: when

DDW: NOW

DOC9: can't. Dr. must do rounds.2moro 

    1pm where?

DDW: London Aquarium & then HOTEL.

DOC9: how u know me?

DDW: bring white coat

DOC9: ok! bye anna!

DDW: Bye Larry! xxxxx

DOC9: xxxxxxxxxx

---

At the aquarium

LARRY: Anna.

She looks up.

LARRY: I got the coat. White coat.

ANNA: So I see.

LARRY: I'm Larry, the doctor.

LARRY: Feel free to call me The Sultan. 

LARRY: I can't believe these things actually

    happened. 

    I thought if you showed up you'd be an 

    old trout, but  you are bloody gorgeous.

ANNA: Well thank you.

LARRY: Fish. You've got to respect them.

ANNA: Have you?

LARRY: Of course. We were fish, long ago, 

    before we were apes.

LARRY: You mentioned a hotel. No rush. 

    Actually,  there is. I've got to be in 

    surgery by 3.

ANNA: Are you having an operation?

LARRY: No, I'm doing one.

ANNA: Are you really a doctor?

LARRY: I said I was. You are Anna?

ANNA: I'm sorry. Did I photograph you? 

    Did we meet somewhere?

LARRY: Oh, come on. Don't play games, 

    you nymph of the 'net.

ANNA: Excuse me?

LARRY: You were up for it yesterday.

ANNA: Was I?

LARRY: Yeah. "Wear my wet knickers. 

    Sit on my face."

Anna's just a bit shocked.

LARRY: Cum-hungry bitch typing...

ANNA: Okay...

LARRY: Why do I feel like a pervert?

ANNA: I think you're the victim of a 

     practical joke.

LARRY: I am so sorry.

ANNA: That's okay.

LARRY: No, we spoke on the 'net last night

ANNA: I wasn't on the 'net last night.

LARRY: Where were you between the hours 

    of 6:45 and 7 PM?

ANNA: That's really none of your business. 

    Where were you?

LARRY: On the 'net talking to you.

Anna shakes her head.

LARRY: Well I was talking to someone.

ANNA: Someone pretending to be me.

Anna figures it out.

ANNA: I think you were talking to Daniel 

    Wolf.

ANNA: This guy I know. It's him.

LARRY: No, I was talking to a woman.

LARRY: Believe me, she was a woman. 

   I got a huge...

   she was a wo...

LARRY: She wasn't, was she?

ANNA: No.

LARRY: What a bastard.

LARRY: How do you know him?

ANNA: I don't really know him. I took his

    photograph for a book he wrote.

LARRY: I hope it sank without a trace.

ANNA: It's on its way.

LARRY: There is justice in the world. 

           What's it called?

Anna laughs.

ANNA: The aquarium.

LARRY: What a prick. He's advertising. 

     Then why would he pretend to be you?

ANNA: I think he likes me.

LARRY: He has a funny way of showing it. 

    Why can't he send you flowers?

---

Later, outside...

ANNA: Extraordinary thing, the internet. 

    Possibility of genuine global communication, 

    the first great democratic medium.

LARRY: Absolutely. It's the future.

ANNA: Two guys wanking in cyberspace.

LARRY: He was the wanker. I'll say this for him, 

    he can write.

LARRY: Is he in love with you?

ANNA: I don't know. No.

LARRY: Are you?

ANNA: I hardly know him.

LARRY: You're sort of interested.

ANNA: I think he's interesting.

She starts to take his photo.

LARRY: No, don't. I look like a criminal in photos.

ANNA: Please. It's my birthday.

LARRY: Really?

ANNA: Really.

He gets her a dolphin balloon.

She laughs.

LARRY: Happy birthday.

ANNA: Thank you.

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因為看了終極追殺令，去查了 Natalie Portman的作品，

於是看了這部電影。

Natalie Portman 在片中飾演一位脫衣舞女，

跳鋼管還劈腿。犠牲超大的。

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El_iM4e7H2I&feature=related

其中一段最好笑的就是裘德洛和男配角Clive Owen 所演的

皮膚科醫師在網路性愛聊天室用文字做愛。極盡露骨之能事。

勾引他並作弄他，約他明天去水族館見面。

誰知剛好茱麗亞蘿勃茲在水族館看魚，於是這位皮膚科醫師

就以為她是和他約好要做愛的那位慾女網友。講出許多冒昧

的話來，後來知道被騙了，真是糗到不行。

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG2b3GzHsxk
Closer 2004 sex chat + aquarium scene Funny

把他們的劇本po在上面，有興趣可以對照著看。

原來外國人也有網路火星文。

wot's yr = What's your

ru 就是 Are you

4 就是 for

2moro  就是 tomorrow

2就是 to