2008-06-11 00:02:39希貝兒
[轉錄] 單身的15個好理由～
今天看到有趣的文章~~~有會心一笑的感覺:)
第15個理由還滿妙的
[轉錄] 單身的15個好理由～
http://www.socyberty.com/Relationships/15-Reasons-to-Remain-Single.32672
15 Reasons to Remain Single
by Literary Princess, Jul 3, 2007
Single is in! I’ll give you one good reason why you should
remain single and if you don’t like that reason, I’ll give you
four-teen more reasons why being single isn’t so bad.
1. Personal Belongings: Everything stays exactly where you put it
and that’s where you’ll find it when you go back for it
(unless your house is haunted).
不怕有東西找不到，除非自己亂丟XD
2. Noise Level: Don’t feel like listening to loud music or
a blaring television? Great news! You don’t have too!
不怕會有噪音汙染，想睡覺的時候有人在客廳看電視、聽音樂之類的，
相對的，自己不用怕會吵到人，音響用力開，唱歌用力唱都行！XD
3. The Bathroom: You’ll never have to fight over whether
the toilet tissue is to be pulled "over or under".
You’re not on a schedule, there isn’t anyone getting in the shower
before or after you. There’s no rush so, take a few extra minutes
to brush your teeth (don’t forget your tongue).
And WOW, you can even "use the bathroom" without closing the door
(please, only try this trick at home).
不用為瑣事而爭吵，想什麼時候洗澡都可以(不需要吵說誰要先洗XD)
用浴室的時候可以門開開的！！ 超讚的！！XDDD
4. Conversation: You can talk to yourself and answer
(if you choose to) and no will ever ask who you’re talking to
or question your sanity.
自言自語沒有人會當你是瘋子～
5. Closet Space: All of the closets belong to YOU
(that’s a major plus ladies)!
衣櫃的空間都是自己的～
6. Leftovers: That lasagna that you cooked last night
and have been anxious to get home to all day will still be
in the refrigerator when you get home.
冰箱的東西不怕會被吃光光！！XDDDDDDDDDDD
7. Thermostat: You have complete and total control over
the temperature in your home. Chances are, if you weren’t single
you’d have to tolerate temperatures that aren’t found on
a normal thermostat like, 1° Cooler than Hell or 3° below Frost Bite .
想要家裡有什麼樣的溫度都可以！
8. Undressing: Kick your shoes off wherever you want!
Who’s going to complain? This rule even applies to undies.
脫光光也不會被罵，鞋子衣服隨便丟也行XD
9. Leaving/Returning Home: When you open your front door
to walk in or walk out, you’re NEVER asked questions
that are sometimes rather annoying such as, "Where have you been?"
or "Where are you going?" Isn’t it obvious that you’re going out,
when you open the door from the inside anyway?
出個門不用被問東問西～
10. Telephone Calls: You never have to stress your vocal cords
by screaming, "Pick up the phone it’s for you!"
不用被找其它人的電話聲吵到，不用大吼大叫，提醒別人有電話來了XD
11. Uninvited/Unwanted Guests: You never have to entertain in-laws.
Enough said?
永遠不用在家面對另一半的家人XD 不怕有不速之客
12. Fighting Neighbors: You can sigh with relief when you hear
the couple next door fighting and be thankful that you don’t have to
go through that.
鄰居的情侶或夫妻在吵架時，你可以滿懷感激地慶幸…你不用像那樣跟人吵架XD
13. Decorating: You can make the decision to paint your walls red,
white and blue with green clovers, yellow moons and orange oranges
and never have to stop and ask, "What do you think?"
家裡要怎麼佈置隨便你！(要破壞也隨便你XD)
14. Bedtime: Jump in! The bed is ALL yours, either side.
Sleep at the top, sleep at the bottom, you can even try sideways.
You won’t have to worry about losing sleep due to someone’s snoring
and that dried up drool on the pillowcase, it’s just yours!
床是你自己的，不用聽別人打呼，睡相要怎麼差都可以XD
15. Unbroken: Unbroken, a word found in the dictionary
under the word single . Single means, unbroken.
Unbroken means, not broken. And we all know how the saying goes,
"If it’s not broken, don’t try to fix it."
在單身的世界裡，沒有失望...悲傷，也不用試著去修復自己的傷口
第15個理由還滿妙的
[轉錄] 單身的15個好理由～
http://www.socyberty.com/Relationships/15-Reasons-to-Remain-Single.32672
15 Reasons to Remain Single
by Literary Princess, Jul 3, 2007
Single is in! I’ll give you one good reason why you should
remain single and if you don’t like that reason, I’ll give you
four-teen more reasons why being single isn’t so bad.
1. Personal Belongings: Everything stays exactly where you put it
and that’s where you’ll find it when you go back for it
(unless your house is haunted).
不怕有東西找不到，除非自己亂丟XD
2. Noise Level: Don’t feel like listening to loud music or
a blaring television? Great news! You don’t have too!
不怕會有噪音汙染，想睡覺的時候有人在客廳看電視、聽音樂之類的，
相對的，自己不用怕會吵到人，音響用力開，唱歌用力唱都行！XD
3. The Bathroom: You’ll never have to fight over whether
the toilet tissue is to be pulled "over or under".
You’re not on a schedule, there isn’t anyone getting in the shower
before or after you. There’s no rush so, take a few extra minutes
to brush your teeth (don’t forget your tongue).
And WOW, you can even "use the bathroom" without closing the door
(please, only try this trick at home).
不用為瑣事而爭吵，想什麼時候洗澡都可以(不需要吵說誰要先洗XD)
用浴室的時候可以門開開的！！ 超讚的！！XDDD
4. Conversation: You can talk to yourself and answer
(if you choose to) and no will ever ask who you’re talking to
or question your sanity.
自言自語沒有人會當你是瘋子～
5. Closet Space: All of the closets belong to YOU
(that’s a major plus ladies)!
衣櫃的空間都是自己的～
6. Leftovers: That lasagna that you cooked last night
and have been anxious to get home to all day will still be
in the refrigerator when you get home.
冰箱的東西不怕會被吃光光！！XDDDDDDDDDDD
7. Thermostat: You have complete and total control over
the temperature in your home. Chances are, if you weren’t single
you’d have to tolerate temperatures that aren’t found on
a normal thermostat like, 1° Cooler than Hell or 3° below Frost Bite .
想要家裡有什麼樣的溫度都可以！
8. Undressing: Kick your shoes off wherever you want!
Who’s going to complain? This rule even applies to undies.
脫光光也不會被罵，鞋子衣服隨便丟也行XD
9. Leaving/Returning Home: When you open your front door
to walk in or walk out, you’re NEVER asked questions
that are sometimes rather annoying such as, "Where have you been?"
or "Where are you going?" Isn’t it obvious that you’re going out,
when you open the door from the inside anyway?
出個門不用被問東問西～
10. Telephone Calls: You never have to stress your vocal cords
by screaming, "Pick up the phone it’s for you!"
不用被找其它人的電話聲吵到，不用大吼大叫，提醒別人有電話來了XD
11. Uninvited/Unwanted Guests: You never have to entertain in-laws.
Enough said?
永遠不用在家面對另一半的家人XD 不怕有不速之客
12. Fighting Neighbors: You can sigh with relief when you hear
the couple next door fighting and be thankful that you don’t have to
go through that.
鄰居的情侶或夫妻在吵架時，你可以滿懷感激地慶幸…你不用像那樣跟人吵架XD
13. Decorating: You can make the decision to paint your walls red,
white and blue with green clovers, yellow moons and orange oranges
and never have to stop and ask, "What do you think?"
家裡要怎麼佈置隨便你！(要破壞也隨便你XD)
14. Bedtime: Jump in! The bed is ALL yours, either side.
Sleep at the top, sleep at the bottom, you can even try sideways.
You won’t have to worry about losing sleep due to someone’s snoring
and that dried up drool on the pillowcase, it’s just yours!
床是你自己的，不用聽別人打呼，睡相要怎麼差都可以XD
15. Unbroken: Unbroken, a word found in the dictionary
under the word single . Single means, unbroken.
Unbroken means, not broken. And we all know how the saying goes,
"If it’s not broken, don’t try to fix it."
在單身的世界裡，沒有失望...悲傷，也不用試著去修復自己的傷口