關於圖片：Butterfly Massage 是它的品名

2009/04/13 今天一大早超爆笑的翻譯工作

老爸早上又出去逛市場
然後帶著兩個按摩器回家
不用說，當然是大陸生產的恐怖電子產品
一進門就被老媽臭罵一頓
接著，居然拿出了字體超級小的英文說明書要我翻譯
根本沒附中文說明的也敢買，真是夠了
老媽叫我不用理他，讓他自己去翻字典
我怎麼可能讓他自己去翻字典啊
二話不說乖乖打字，丟到他電腦裡方便他查看
當然，我爸有很感激地跟我說謝謝

黃友輔老師的測字也未免太準了吧
最近都快被兩個老傢伙搞瘋了
這大陸的英文說明根本是中式英文嘛
錯字和文法問題一堆，我邊翻邊笑
星期五才剛改完學生模擬考的英文作文
又看到這一張使用說明，笑都快笑死了我

附上翻譯成果，說不定有人也需要呢
看一看、笑一笑吧
字有拼錯、用錯不是我的錯喔

I. Product Profile
Losing weight massage machine is a high-tech electronic product. It can make our flaccid muscle stronger by a simple way. Of relaxing electronic impulse to stimulate your muscle, so as to get a vigorous and graceful figure. It’s safe, convenient, quickly used and quiet, also it is small in volumn, light in whenever you are reading the carrying. You can use it whenever TV or having a rest, it won’t affect your work or study. Because if it’s remarkable affect in body building and losing weigh, it would be your ideal exercise appliance.

I. 產品簡介
減重按摩器是一項高科技電子產品。可以輕鬆地強化不結實的肌肉。藉由電子脈衝刺激增強肌肉，以幫助您獲得健美體態。產品安全、使用便捷、安靜且體積小，讀書時攜帶也很輕巧。看電視或休息時也可使用，完全不影響您讀書或工作。驚人的塑身減重效果，使它成為您理想的運動器材。

II. Product Function
1. It has 10 intensity options and 6 working mode options
2. LED display
3. It will close automatically after 12 minutes normal starting
4. It will return to “open” status without touching the skin during 3 seconds of normal starting, also it’ll close automatically during 20 seconds of “open” status
5. It’ll generate electronic impulses when the muscle exercise unit is working
6. Press the ON/INC button again when power is on, the muscle training units start working, the intensity is level one, the mode is mode A.

II. 產品功能
1. 本產品有10種強度選擇和6種操作模式
2. LED燈顯示
3. 正常啟動12分鐘後將自動斷電
4. 正常啟動3秒鐘內未接觸到皮膚將回到「電源開啟」狀態，「電源開啟」狀態持續20秒鐘後將自動斷電
5. 肌肉運動器運作時會產生電子脈衝
6. 電源開啟時，按壓ON/INC(開/增強)鍵，肌肉訓練器將開始運作，強度為1，操作模式為A 。

III. Shape Design And Button Function
A: Display lights and control button
-Four LED lights: L1, L2, L3, L4
-One ON/INC button : It can be used as “Power Off” and decreasing the intensity step by step
-One OFF/DEC button: It can be used as “Power Off” and decreasing the intensity step by step.
-One PROGRAM button: It can be used to shift the working mode among the six modes (mode A/B/C/D/E/F). It is very easy to use. It can be operated work automatically. First, choose the exercise parts. Turn on the power and adjust the intensity of impulse. Then the program will work automatically 12 minutes later. It will stop automatically. If you want to continue, please restart it.

III. 產品設計與按鍵功能
A: 顯示燈與控制鍵
-四個LED顯示燈：L1, L2, L3, L4
-一個「開/增強」鍵：可用來「開啟電源」和逐步地增加強度
-一個「關/減弱」鍵：可用來「關閉電源」和逐步地降低強度
-一個「療程」鍵：可用來轉換6種操作模式(A/B/C/D/E/F)。使用起來非常簡單。機器會自動運作。首先，選擇要按摩運動的身體部位。打開電源並調整電子脈衝的強度。接著，按摩療程便會自動進行12分鐘，並且在療程結束後自動斷電。如果想再繼續療程，請重新啟動。

B: Control Button Function
1. ON/INC
When the machine is close, press the button for the first time. It’ll act as the function of ON button, that means the machine is open now. (LED light, not flash) Press the button again, the muscle exercise unit begin to work, the intensity is level 1. At that time, the button further, intensity will increase one more level. By pressing this button, you can get a max intensity of level 10.

2. OFF/DEC
Press the button you can decrease the intensity. It will decrease on level if you press the button once. When the intensity is level 1, press the button again, it will return to “open” status, press again, the machine will be closed automatically.

3. Program
Press the button to choose working.
Mode: by whether the LED light is on or not.

B: 控制鍵功能
1. ON/INC(開/增強)鍵
按摩器尚未啟動的狀態下，按壓此鍵一次即開啟電源，表示按摩器電源已開(LED顯示燈不會閃爍)。再按壓一次此鍵後，按摩器將開始運作，按摩強度為1。此時，若再繼續按壓此鍵，強度將不斷增加，一直到最大強度10為止。

2. OFF/DEC (關/減弱)鍵
按壓此鍵，您可以降低按摩強度。每按壓一下，強度就會減弱。當強度降低至1時，再按壓一次此鍵，將回復至「電源開啟」狀態。如再按壓一次，機器將自動關閉電源。

3. Program(療程)鍵
按壓此鍵以選擇操作模式
模式顯示：藉由4個LED顯示燈亮或不亮的各種組合來表示不同療程