感謝高雄的安哥，寄給我的一篇好笑的文章：

> How did I come into this world?（我是怎麼來到這世界的？）
> 下次有小孩問你時，不用再害羞了，這個解答非常好
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> Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start with...
> 週一早上....正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了...
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> "Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
> 「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」
> "Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."
> 「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」
> "So why not today? Please!"
> 「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」
> "OK, but listen carefully."
> 「好吧，你仔細聽著！」
> "Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
> 「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，
> In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.
> 並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結，
> Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
> 那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料，
> When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.
> 當我完成上傳時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，
> Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
> 因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，
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> nine months later we ended up with a virus."
> 就這樣，九個月以後我們被一個病毒所終結。」