2008-12-25 04:33:10普羅
ㄏㄏxmas
當你收到
"下次見面幫你按摩太陽穴五百下讓你再也不焦慮 你說貼心吧"
by 把自己定位俐落雅痞的胖碩男子 u only met once
當你室友說
"你在吃我男朋友醋齁"
"喔 不是啦"
"下次見面幫你按摩太陽穴五百下讓你再也不焦慮 你說貼心吧"
by 把自己定位俐落雅痞的胖碩男子 u only met once
當你室友說
"你在吃我男朋友醋齁"
"喔 不是啦"
"你什麼都不用說 我以後一定常常陪你"
"蛤? 不是啦"
"你不用解釋 我都懂"
此般情境怎能不讓你失聲尖叫並狂拔自己的頭髮
its hard enough to reveal and express what you’ve been buring in mind without any draft
but she manages to get you totally wrong anyway, and may fucking ruin your weekend as well
這個身心疲憊的聖誕夜還要接收令人想到還有屎還沒拉的簡訊
這是什麼闖關遊戲 ? 比百戰百勝還難了幹
"蛤? 不是啦"
"你不用解釋 我都懂"
此般情境怎能不讓你失聲尖叫並狂拔自己的頭髮
its hard enough to reveal and express what you’ve been buring in mind without any draft
but she manages to get you totally wrong anyway, and may fucking ruin your weekend as well
這個身心疲憊的聖誕夜還要接收令人想到還有屎還沒拉的簡訊
這是什麼闖關遊戲 ? 比百戰百勝還難了幹