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☆推薦給收藏家《Christmas Vacation 瘋狂聖誕假期》



—AKA. "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"/National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
National Lampoon's Winter Holiday (1989) (UK).

—導演 Jeremiah S. Chechik 改編自 John Hughes-"The Unstoppable Comedy Machine" from the 1980s, 的 "Christmas '59" 作品, 全片根据 Murphy's Law-anything that can go wrong, does 一手打造, 災禍而成.

—打敗溫馨經典"It's a Wonderful Life", 成為全美最高收視率 TV specials of 1994. 票房為"National Lampoon's 瘋狂假期系列" 中集全4集之大成! (Vacation Gift Set [[4 Discs] (Oct 7, 2003 Warner Brothers)!

—No matter how inept one is, there's always someone worse off.

—Clark to be the most annoying man on the planet.

—a warm glass of eggnog (in a Marty Moose glass, of course) a belly full of laughs.

—經典5大 Christmas films 之最大笑之作:
Christmas Vacation=Universal Popularity+Diverting+Cheap
Frank Capra's classic It's A Wonderful Life,
A Christmas Carol (1951 Alistair Sim one is the most beloved),
A Miracle on 34th Street (the original, not the remake),
A Christmas Story

▉瘋狂聖誕名句:
—︰Is your house on fire, Clark?

—︰Bend over and I'll show you.

—︰Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

—︰Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...

—︰That's all part of the experience honey.

—︰I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.

—︰We're kicking off our fun old fashion family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols.

—︰I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.

—︰Do you sleep with your brother? Do you know how sick and twisted that is?
—︰Well, I'm sleeping with your father.

—︰Oh. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States...

—︰He worked really hard Grandma.
—︰So do washing machines.

—︰I simply solved the problem. We needed a coffin... Er, a tree. There are no lots open on Christmas Eve. Lewis burned down my tree so I replaced it as best I could. Voila.

—︰Oh, woo. Look at the time. I gotta get to bed. I still gotta brush my teeth, feed the hog, still got some homework to do, still got those bills to pay, wash the car...

—︰Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - brousing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?

—︰Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?

—︰I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels.

—︰WORSE? How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell.

—︰The most enjoying traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin. Thith tree is a thymbol of the thpirit of the Griswold family Chrithmath.

—︰You set standards that no family activity can live up to.
—︰When have I ever done that?
—︰Parties, weddings, anniversaries, funerals, holidays, vacations, graduations...

—︰I dedicate this house to the Griswold Family Christmas.

—︰Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?

—︰Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

—︰Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

▉瘋狂聖誕陣容:
Chevy Chase -merry soul Clark W. Griswold, Jr.
Beverly D'Angelo -merry soul Ellen Griswold
Juliette Lewis - Audrey Griswold
Johnny Galecki - Rusty Griswold
Diane Ladd -oddball Nora Griswold
John Randolph -oddball Clark W. Griswold Sr.
E.G. Marshall -oddball Art, Ellen's Father
Randy Quaid -white trash weirdo relative Cousin Eddie
Doris Roberts - Francis
Mae Questel -Betty Boop Aunt Bethany
William Hickey -cranky Uncle Lewis
Brian Doyle-Murray - Frank Shirley
Julia Louis-Dreyfus -irritable neighbors Margo Chester
Nicholas Guest -irritable neighbors Todd Chester
Miriam Flynn - Catherine, Eddie's Wife
Ellen Hamilton Latzen - Ruby Sue
Sam McMurray - Bill
Natalia Nogulich - Mrs. Shirley
Jeremy Roberts - Cop
Nicolette Scorsese - Mary
Snots the Dog
Tony Epper - Bozo #1
Alexander Folk - Swat Officer
Cody Burger -weirdo Rocky
Keith MacKechnie - Delivery Boy

▉瘋狂聖誕目錄:
1. Credits (Christmas Vacation) [2:35]
2. Uneasy Riders [4:21]
3. Griswold Christmas Tree [3:49]
4. Family Planning [1:50]
5. Well-Remembered [2:13]
6. Browsing [2:36]
7. In-Law Invasion [2:00]
8. Let There Be Light - Almost [10:12]
9. Attic Prisoner [5:57]
10. Light Fantastic [5:53]
11. Eddie and Company [3:03]
12. Glad to Be Here [2:42]
13. Yuletide Cheer from Mr. Shirley [1:12]
14. Going Downhill [2:52]
15. In the Swim [6:00]
16. Santa Griswold? [2:14]
17. List for Santa [1:58]
18. Aunt Bethany and Uncle Lewis [2:34]
19. Christmas Eve Dinner [2:51]
20. Feline Mischief [3:13]
21. Up in Smoke [1:36]
22. Unspecial Delivery [4:29]
23. A Replacement [2:09]
24. Critters on the Loose [3:53]
25. Hell's Threshold [2:39]
26. Scrooge Unscrooged [3:26]
27. Fuller House [2:39]
28. Rocket's Red Glare [2:32]
29. End Credits (Christmas Vacation reprise) [3:16]

▉瘋狂聖誕特价:超值二手 DVD NT$70元。


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