[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.]

Phoebe: (entering) Hi guys!

All: Hey, Pheebs! Hi!

Ross: Hey. Oh, oh, how’d it go?

Phoebe: Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said ’We should do this again!’

All: Ohh. Ouch.

Rachel: What? He said ’we should do it again’, that’s good, right?

Monica: Uh, no. Loosely translated ’We should do this again’ means ’You will never see me naked’.

Rachel: Since when?

Joey: Since always. It’s like dating language. Y’know, like ’It’s not you’ means ’It is you’.

Chandler: Or ’You’re such a nice guy’ means ’I’m gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you’.

Phoebe: Or, or, y’know, um, ’I think we should see other people’ means ’Ha, ha, I already am’.

Rachel: And everybody knows this?

Joey: Yeah. Cushions the blow.

Chandler: Yeah, it’s like when you’re a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.

Ross: That’s funny, that, no, because, uh, our parents actually did, uh, send our dog off to live on a farm.

Monica: Uh, Ross.

Ross: What? Wh- hello? The Millners’ farm in Connecticut? The Millners, they had this unbelievable farm, they had horses, and, and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w- .....Oh my God, Chi Chi!