Telephone by Lady GAGA
''I told you she didn't have a dick.''
''Too bad.''
''Lady gaga, you've got a call.''
''Beyonce is on line gaga!''
Hello, hello, baby; You called, I can't hear a thing.
I have got no service in the club, you see, see…
Wha-Wha-What did you say?
Oh, you're breaking up on me…
Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy.
K-kinda busy K-kinda busy
Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy.
Just a second, it's my favorite song they're gonna play
And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh…
You shoulda made some plans with me,
you knew that I was free.
And now you won't stop calling me;
I'm kinda busy.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Can call all you want, but there's no one home,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bub,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Call when you want, but there's no one home,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bub,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
''It's your lucky day. Some idiot bailed you out.''
''You'll be back, honey...''
''You've been a very bad girl. A very,very bad bad girl Gaga.''
''Uh-huh,Honey Bee''
''Sure u wanne do this honey bee?''
:"What do you mean am I sure?"
''You know what they say: Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger.''
''You know Gaga, trust is like a mirror: you can fix it if it's broke.''
''But you can still see the crack in that m*therf*cker's reflection!
Boy, the way you blowin' up my phone
won't make me leave no faster.
Put my coat on faster, leave my girls no faster.
I shoulda left my phone at home,
'cause this is a disaster!
Callin' like a collector -sorry, I cannot answer!
Not that I don't like you, I'm just at a party.
And I am sick and tired of my phone r-ringing.
Sometimes I feel like I live in Grand Central Station.
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls, 'cause I'll be dancin'.
'Cause I'll be dancin'
'Cause I'll be dancin'
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls, 'cause I'll be dancin'!
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
''I knew you'd take all my honey, you selfish mother-****er.''
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh…
Can call all you want, but there's no one home,
you're not gonna reach my telephone!
'Cause I'm out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bub,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Call when you want, but there's no one home,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
'Cause I'm out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bub,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
''......appears to be a mass homicide; police offices search for two wemen sent to be fleeing in this crime...in pussy wagon.''
My telephone! M-m-my telephone!
'Cause I'm out in the club, and I'm sippin' that bub,
and you're not gonna reach my telephone!
''We did it honey bee. Now let's go far, far away from here.''
''You promise we'll never come back?''
''I promise''
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