i got an email from my ex today
it gave me a real big FRIGHT when my little goole talk box
dutifully popped the little window up which contained the first line of each email

it read----

well, honesty is a good virtue andthe truth is i dont even want to fucking remember it
anymore, unfortunately i have a flair for words,
thats why i am here writing a piece about when your ex being obnoxious is really an offence violating your happy life
and i know i am not alone

besides reading the email as my friend suggested, i am starting to feel sorry for myself for spending such a long time with an absolutely---wanker
hey what the hell its my blog so i can call everyone a dick if i wanted to
except the only dick is my ex---

we broke up after 4.5 years, now before any of you shed pity on me
please try being happy for me instead, because i was there through his toughness
i dont know where he was though

this story can go on and on and on, after all he was once current for 1460days (those of you who are really into maths, you can tell me the hours or minutes or seconds if you are really that bored)

anyway to simplify it, he kept breaking his promises and i was sick of it
i hate it when he said oh i am going to use my scientific mind to anylyse this
what the hell!!! some of the things he kept on
stressing about being scientific were so
simple that even with a media studies mind could have dealt
with it in 3 minutes
and at the time when we went through a 10days break up process he was still using his scientific mind---lord almighty!!! its love!!! how can you
anylyse love? whether it is faded or bloosming??
i wont get too personal here ( but who knows maybe i will dont hold your breath)
he was the first and last person i know to have a room messier than mine
so grotesqe i actually wanted to live in a tidy room.
his bed manner really did piss me off (i am not talking about pure sex)
his affection for teddy bears drove me crazy
and being a real 'high maintanice' girl i didnt like his hand writing---
before you laughed at me, do look up hand writing and personality on google
you'd b surprised

worst of all, he blamed me for growing
career isnt everything, family is important and so is marriage
well what a load of crap!
how do you raise a family without a career which brings you the income?
how could you get married when you probably have to live with your parents
after you spent all your savings on the wedding
call me pratical call me un romantic call me whatever else there is to call the type of person i am
but i am realistic
and thats the thing that made me leave him
i cant live on pure dreams anymore
and i cant keep looking after someone who was still dreaming and didnt want to face the fact that he is the same age as me but he is immaturer than my younger brother!!

this obnoxious ex tried to win me back after he realised i have finally
had enough about whatever was between us (i personally think its a care-taker role) after all the begging crying scientific analysis he wrote me the rudest email which accused me of heartless, materialistic, committmentphobic, a lot more adjectives used on males, and finally the most ridiculous thing, my depise of him as choosing teaching as his career.

well for your information you obnoxious fucking wanker, even though i have already told you i will say this again, you dont need a white board and marker to educate others, to help other people learn! WANKER

blahblahblah

i wrote two emails listing reasons to rebuttle him, when all i should have done was simply a FUCK YOU instead of two heart pouring emails

blahblahblah

i am too much of a nice person i felt guilty and worried that he was unhappy for too long, when he was the one causing me the sorrows and kept me waiting and waiting and waiting until i realise the dream we once had together only existed in year 2001, and since then i tried to look forward while he still paces at the same place

i dont know why i cared about his happiness so much, i feel sorry for myself for not realising this sooner that he was and still is what my mum and my brother told me
and i am happy that i dont have to have an obnoxious relationship with a "son" instead of a "man"

he wrote in today's email i am someone who he will never get out of his head
and that he didnt care if i dont care and no matter i wanted to or not please write back,
even just to tell him he is a loser,
well greg you are not a loser,
you are just obnoxious and i know in my heart
although you once knew me best you dont anymore,
and i know you will never never never grow up,
and i want a grown up like magnus who is much younger than you but has a lovely heart and great attitude

this was dedicated to kate, who also ran into the same shit today with her ex greg---

the day when obnoxious ex called greg returns---
WANKERS