If animals could,this is what they’s tell us
如果動物會說話,這是他們想跟我們說的話
Know when to hold’em, Know when to fold’em, and bluff like a bulldog
知道什麼時候該把牌握好,知道什麼時候該把牌蓋好,然後向一隻牛頭狗把人虎的一愣一愣的
Share a good laugh
分享快樂的笑聲
Party till the cows come home
盡情低玩個痛快
Get all dolled up
所有的美娃兒都打扮的漂漂亮亮的
Know that friends who work well as a team reap the rewards
知道朋友只要合作無間就會得到戰利品
Always go for la creme de la creme
永遠要努力爭取到最棒的牛奶
Realize that friends come in all sizes...
了解朋友有大有小.....
and each size fits perfectly
而且不管是大還是小都和我們合得不得了
Appreciate your own special talents...
欣賞你自己特有的才能....
and share them with those you love
然後和你喜歡的人分享
Always join in a cancan...
加入康康五是一定要的啦....
especially when it’s a catcancan
尤其是貓康康舞團
Admit your shortcomings,even if it means confessing a canibunal act
坦承自己缺點,即使這就擺明了你承認自己的嗜血行為
Howl together for the holidays
假日時大家聚在一起大吼大叫
Know that victory feels wonderful...
知道勝利的思未有多棒....
and that a little respect really can save the day
而一個小小的敬意,真的會救了你這一天
Learn to pamper your soul (and your paws)
學著去寶貝你的心靈(和你的爪子)
Delight in being queen
以當皇后為樂
Always tell it like it is...
永遠實話實說....
and say "Thank you very much" a lot (and to many!)
還要常常(跟很多人!)說,[謝謝啦!]
Hang with your buddies...
和你的伙伴勾肩撘背....
fly with your friends...
和朋友一同飛翔....
and chill out as needed
有時候得讓自己冷靜下來
Add a little surprise to someone’s day
在某人的日子裡給他一些小小的驚喜
Thiuk big-WAY big
有夢想才偉大
Never pass up the opportunity for a joyride
絕對不會放過任何一個開車兜風的好機會
Play with your friends...
和朋友一塊兒玩遊戲....
enjoy spinning your wheels...
享受轉動輪子飛馳的樂趣....
and have good fun with each other
然後彼此都玩得很開心
Realize that some of us are incapable of keeping a secret...
了解到某些人根本守不住秘密......
and that others aren’t nearly as secretive as they’d like us to believe
而其他人根本也沒有像他們表現地那麼神秘
Don’t ever be shy of asking for advice
絕對不要修於詢問別人的建議
Sharpen your survival skills...
加強你的求生技巧.......
and learn how to protect yourself
(You never know when you’ll run into a rogue)
學習如何保護你自己
(你絕不知道自己何時會遭人陷害)
Share quiet moments with your loved ones
和你所愛的人分享安靜的時刻
And most of all...live it up
After all, we cats get nine lives, but you humans only get one
最重要的是.....好好過日子
畢竟,我們貓有九條命,但是你們人只有一條命
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