Ok my dear reader, the following methods are called ”Materialist dialectics of Freakish philosophy”, you can prob into my thought through the following steps. Then you might find that I am freakish as well.

If you are interested in becoming a fagot, or say, the most brilliant person in the world, you can contact me and I will educate you with my theories.

OK then, let’s stop bullshit, and get started now.

Supposition one: if you do not reply this article after reading it
then you are a bitch

Supposition two: however, if you are a male reader
then you are the son of a bitch......XDGC

Hence: if you are the son of a bitch
then that will mean your mother is a bitch...XDDD

so, as your mother is a bitch
according to the definition of the word ”bitch”
she is ought to be fucked by a man

also, as I am the best choice, or say, the best candidate to fuck her
therefore, I will then have sex with her

therefore, so far as she has had sexual intercourse with me
we can now suppose that she becomes my wife, because the law forces me to get married with her due to my legal responsibility to your mother

as you are her son, and I am her husband
you will then become my son as well

thus, as you are the son of a bitch, and you are the son of me
then I am that bitch...orz”

THEREFORE, I AM A BITCH...