"Hello (From The Inside)"
(parody of "Hello" by Adele)

Hello
It's me
I'm in California dreaming about going out to eat
Just a burger
With cheese
Or a shaken margarita, baby back ribs from Chili's

Hello-o-o
Can you hear me?
I am shouting out to neighbours who I used to like to see
When we were outside
And free

Is there something else to watch
Besides the news and Finding Dory
There's social distance between us
And I'm freaking out

Hello from the inside
It's just me and myself and I
And a Stay Home order that's breaking my heart
But it's clearly what we should have done from the start

Hello from Corona life
I've FaceTime called a 1,000 times
To show you I'm sitting right here on the couch
What's the point of putting on pants anyhow, anymore?

Hello
How are you?
Do your fingers hurt from scrolling through
The cat memes on your iPhone?
I hope that you're well
Did you ever make it out of that town
Before they closed the Costco?
It's no secret that the both of us
Haven't showered yet

Hello to Corona life (Corona life)
They're saying stay home til July? (til July)
Jesus Christ, Almighty
Can you please send me strength?
I'm so sick and tired
Of my own Goddamned face

Hello from self quarantine (quarantine)
I'm begging Amazon to please (Amazon to please)
After sending more soap, can you please figure out
How to send a box of my friends to my house?

I'm so bored!
(Help! Help! Help! Help!)
Ooh, I'm so bored!
(Help! Help! Help! Help!)
Ooh, I'm so bored!
Ooh... I'm so bored! I'm so bored!
(Help! Help! Help! Help!)

Hello from the inside
It's just me and myself and I (myself and I)
And a Stay Home order that's breaking my heart
But it's clearly what we should have done from the start

Hello from Corona life (Corona life)
I've FaceTime called a 1,000 times
To show you I'm sitting right here on the couch
What's the point of putting on pants anyhow, anymore?