綠卡遊戲之搞笑篇 USAFIS Green Card Program
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USAFIS (以下簡稱U)：Get free Airline ticket to the U.S.A.
U：we want you back, get $15
U：New Year's special
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Get a gift
Usafis Organization grants you a special gift for the New Year
This is a limited time offer that expires on December 31st 2005.
Don't miss your wonderful opportunity to live and work in the U.S.A!!!
Celebrate the New Year with us, this is your chance to get a Green Card!
U：catch the last chance
Make this year unforgettable!!!!!!!
U：Help us help You get the Green Card
Now it's easier to get a Green Card
U：U.S.A is looking for you
U：live your life in the U.S.A
The universe helps those who help themselves
If you really want to live your life in the U.S.A, don't just stand there and hope!
U：Get free Green Card registration
As a Director of customer's satisfaction, I am pleased to offer you to invite
your friends to the Green Card Lottery Program. When they complete the
registration process, you will receive a FREE YEAR registration for the
Green Card Lottery and your friends will get $15 discount on all our
products. Each full registration from a friend = 1 FREE Year for you
U：Oh! So many details?!!
That is exactly what we're here for!
Are the numerous details you need to pay attention to getting in your way to fulfill your dream of legally living and working in the USA?
U：What's Red White and Blue? Green of course!
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You are holding a red white and blue flag in one hand, and a Green Card in the other
U：Take your chance in the land of opportunity
U：the US Government is looking for new people
The United States Government is looking for 50,000 new people to live and work in the United States of America.
U：Congratulations! You are a VIP customer!
Congratulations! You were chosen by our computer as a VIP customer! That means that you are one of the chosen first to receive this e-mail with our special offer!
U：prepare for the journey of your life!
Where is this journey headed? You tell us.
What is the life you were destined to have? That's were you're going.
Don't let your life be a "could-have-been"! Start preparing for your life journey today!
Now is the time to enter the USA Green Card lottery and win your pass to work and live in the USA!
U：Is New York City calling you?
Ever dreamed of living and working in New York City?
U：Come fly on our wings...
Let us take you, to the land of the brave eagle.
Have you ever dreamt of working and living in the USA, but couldn't because you didn't have the right visa requirements?
U：We want you! America wants you!
Yes, YOU! We want you. We want you to be a Green Card holder.
America wants you too.
U：What could be better than winning the lottery?
U：Uncle Sam, wants you!!!
Yes you are the one, you have been chosen, you have earned the right to apply for an American Green Card.
Your name came up in our database as someone who would be interested in moving to America.
U：you have the right to live in America
You too, can be a Green Card holder, what you need is luck and a complete and correct registration.
U：Join a culture of excellence
You have to think big. Reach for your dreams.
That is what America is all about-
Planning a future and achieving it.
U：Don't you have enough to worry about?
when your dream is living and working in the USA, you can stop worrying
U：application is ready
USAFIS Organization, reminds you to use your right and get a Green Card to live and work in the United States of America.
U：Discover America with Usafis
On October 12, 1492, Christopher Columbus spotted new land - and what was to become a whole new world was discovered!
His three ships anchored at one of the Bahamas Islands, where he reported seeing all the people walking about naked "as when their mothers bore them". Shortly after landing, many of the island's inhabitants assembled on the beach and Columbus gave them gifts of red hats and beads. The natives returned with gifts of parrots, cotton and other goods. History commenced.
Christopher Columbus discovered America! Now it's time for YOU to discover that same America with USAFIS Organization the world's leading Green Card Application Service.
U：Open the door of endless opportunities
Where do you prefer to live? New York City? Los Angeles? Boston?
Maybe San Francisco?
Very soon all those options will be in your hands.
All you have to do is reach for them and click here complete your registration.
U：What is the American dream?
No doubt, the American dream for non American citizens is to win the Green Card Lottery!
If you want to live and work in America, now is the time
U：Are you afraid to live your dream?
Don't let fear stop you!
U：Submit your application
the best way of winning is to submit a complete and correct registration.
U：you're on your way to the USA
Looking for a good investment? How about this one…
Relocating with your whole family to the USA is not an easy decision to make, but once you've reached it, shouldn't you give it your best shot?
U：Take your chance in the land of opportunity
U：Move to the capital of the world.
The United States is the center of the entertainment,
academic and social world.
Best schools, jobs and pastime activities,
the USA offers every opportunity in the world.
U：Look forward to a bright future
Want a better and brighter future?
Well, your mom was right,
Education is the key to success.
Yes, your mom is right. 美國人難道不知道我們現在正是青春期，誰的話都不聽嗎？