某一天...

So Manager : [hello! this is blah blah blah Resources Manager , can i speak to mr. loser please?]

Mr. loser : [ yes, speaking!]

So manager :[Mr. Loser, Thank you for your recent application for the post of Bullshit Manager. We received many strong applications and the selection panel was very impressed by the quality of all applications received. After careful reviews and discussions, I am sorry to have to inform you that you will NOT BE invited for any interview on this occasion]

Mr. Loser : [What????!!!]

So manager :[Wolud u please? u freaking moron!?]

Mr. Loser : [Oh! sorry!!]

So manager :[I would, nonetheless, like to thank you for your interest and wish you good luck in your future Bullshiting.]

Mr. Loser : [Oh! that's so sweet!! T_T~~~]

So manager :[Oha!! Wolud u !? 〝__ 〞!!]

Mr. Loser : [Oh! i'm bloody murder sorry!!]

So manager :[Thank you again for your application and your interest in working with the Bullshit Council Taipei, i'm Miss.Clean On]

Mr. Loser :[Can i......]

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您不知何去何從.....

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