1、上聯：風在刮，雨在下，我在等你回電話    
      下聯：為你生，為你死，為你守候一輩子
      橫批：發錯人了

2、上聯：看背景，急煞千軍萬馬                
      下聯：轉過頭，嚇退百萬雄兵            
      橫批：我的媽呀                                                                                                          

3、上聯：考試不作弊，來年當學弟              
      下聯：寧可沒人格，不可不及格           
      橫批：就是要過                                                                                                           

4、上聯：去除數字一和二                      
      下聯：還有四五六七九                   
      橫批：只剩三八                                                                                                            

5、上聯：我愛的人名花有主                    
      下聯：愛我的人慘不忍睹                 
      橫批：命苦                                                                                                                

6、上聯：在天為神                            
      下聯：在下是豬                        
      橫批：天蓬元帥                                                                   

7、上聯：上壓下，層層加碼，馬到成功          
      下聯：下騙上，節節摻水，水到渠成       
      橫批：皆大歡喜                                                                                                               

8、上聯：為你癡、為你累、為你受盡所有罪     
      下聯：為你死、為你狂、為你相思撞大牆                                         
      橫批：為愛癡狂                                                                                                              

9、上聯：麻將、撲克、金花，輸完之後回家      
      下聯：古道、西風、瘦馬，斷腸人在天涯                                           
      橫批：慘啊                                                                        

10、上聯：該吃吃，該喝喝，有事別往心裏擱      
        下聯：泡著澡，看著錶，舒服一秒是一秒                                          
        橫批：不能白活