A tourist was standing outside a very big church in Germany when a wedding party got out of some cars and went into the church. Everybody was very well dressed, and there were a lot or photographers, so thetourist thought:"The people getting married must be famous." He turned to a man who was standing beside him and said: "What is the name of the man who is getting married?"

The man answered: "Ich spreche kein English."

The tourist thanked him and went into the church. As he was coming out of another door, a coffin was carried out. There had been a funeral service in one of the side chapels of the church.

The tourist turned to one of the people in the church and said: "Whose funeral was that?"

The man answered: "Ich spreche kein English."

"Well," said the tourist, "his marriage didn’t last long."