How True! Chinese Philosophy        

沒錢的時候，養豬；

有錢的時候，養狗。

When without money, keep pigs;

When have money, keep dogs.

沒錢的時候，在家裡吃野菜；

有錢的時候，在酒店吃野菜。

When without money, eat wild vege at home ;

When have money, eat same wild vege in fine restaurant.

沒錢的時候，在馬路上騎自行車；

有錢的時候，在客廳裡騎自行車。

When without money, ride bicycle;

When have money, ride exercise machine.

沒錢的時候,想結婚；

有錢的時候,想離婚。

When without money, wish to get married;

When have money, wish to get divorced.

沒錢的時候,老婆兼秘書；

有錢的時候,秘書兼老婆。

When without money, wife becomes secretary;

When have money, secretary becomes wife.

沒錢的時候,假裝有錢；

有錢的時候,假裝沒錢。

When without money, act like rich man;

When with money, act like poor man.

人  啊，都不講實話：

Man,  O Man, never tells the truth:

說股票是毒品，都在玩；

說金錢是罪惡，都在撈；

Says  share market is bad but keeps speculating;

Says  money is evil but keeps accumulating.

說美女是禍水，都想要；

說高處不勝寒，都在爬；

Says  women are trouble-makers but keeps desiring  them;

Says high positions are lonely but keeps  wanting them.

說煙酒傷身體，就不戒；

說天堂最美好，都不去!!!

Says  smoking & drinking is bad but keeps  partaking;

Says heaven is good but refused to  go.

過去把第一次留給丈夫；

現在把第一胎留給丈夫。

In the past, woman gives man their virginity;

Now, woman gives man their newborn baby

鄉下早晨雞叫人，

城裡晚上人叫雞；

In  the rural area, chicken calls man awake;

In the  cities, man calls for chicks. 

舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身，

新社會演員賣身不賣藝。

In the past, famous actresses will not sell their  bodies;

Now, actresses will sell their bodies to become famous

人生是什麼?

What  is life about?

1  歲時出場亮相

At  one, YOU are the top priority

10  歲時功課至上

At  ten, academic excellence is the top priority

20  歲時春心盪漾

At  twenty, getting laid is the top priority

30 歲時職場對抗

At  thirty, a good career is top priority

40  歲時身材發胖

At  forty, keeping your body in shape is top priority

50  歲時打打麻將

At  fifty, beating others at mahjong is top priority

60  歲時老當益壯

At  sixty, keeping IT up is top priority

70  歲  時  常常  健忘

At  seventy, remembering something is top priority

80  歲時搖搖晃晃

At  eighty, moving around is top priority

90  歲時迷失方向

At  ninety, knowing directions is top priority

100  歲時掛在牆上

At  100, having your portrait on the wall is top priority!

祝大家愉快，好好做人!

Wishing you all happiness! Be good!

 

板主才疏學淺見識不多，除了拾人牙慧，也只能把長髮剪了給希望癌症中心，期望也能引起拋磚引玉之效， 誠可安慰也。