Wu Tung-cheng吳東晟

CRAPPY WATCH

爛錶

translated by David van der Peet范德培

Acquired you for a hundred Taiwan dollars to help me keep time

Thinking you’d accompany me through middle age

Who would’ve thought that you’d start to dawdle after just a few months

Leading me to believe that I still got five-six-seven minutes before I have to leave

So I reset your time:

At the tone, the time will be 11 hours, 5 minutes and 20 seconds

Beep! And you are on time again

But deep down inside you’re still lazy

You provide a standard, yet you’re not truly trustworthy

You lead those who believe into a state of constant doubt

Fortunately, there’s also a different reckoning of time

That follows the course of the sun and the moon and the stars

There has to be a giant dark being behind you

That controls both sleep and waking

I’m willing to frequently adjust the time, and wait

Wait for you to get back into your normal groove

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