2011-03-31 09:59:19阿夏
輕鬆一下
> >:* 兩女人... 在天堂聊天 (輕鬆一下)
> > Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven
> > 1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
> >
> > 女士A：我是凍死的
> > 2nd woman: How horrible!
> >
> > 女士B：好可怕
> > 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,
> > I began to
> > get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What
> > about you?
> >
> > 女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
> > 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
> > husband was
> > cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
> > But instead, I
> > found him all by himself watching TV.
> >
> > 女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我懷疑我先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電
> 視。
> > 1st woman: So, what happened?
> >
> > 女士A：喔！那後來呢？
> > 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
> > that I
> > started running all over the house looking.
> >
> > 女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
> > I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the
> > basement. Then I
> > went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
> >
> > 我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室!然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
> > I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I
> > became so
> > exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
> >
> > 我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
> > 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer --- we'd
> > both will still
> > be alive.
> >
> > 女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
> >
> > ------------------------------
> > 不愛笑的人請多坐捷運......
> >
> > *搭捷運鬧的笑話...*
> > *
> > 我雖然也是道地的台北人
> >
> > 而且天天搭捷運上下班喔
> >
> > 有一天不知道哪根筋不對了
> >
> > 我站在月台邊等車
> >
> > 遠遠看到一班捷運正要駛進站
> >
> > 我居然還招手耶)))))))
> >
> > 後來覺得真是糗斃了
> >
> > 就把舉的高高的手很不自然的折下來撥撥頭髮...........
> >
> > 我一輩子都忘不了最前面駕駛員忍著不笑痛苦扭曲的表情:P
> >
> > **
> > ★真的ㄇㄟ??太離譜了吧*
> > *
> > 台灣的城鄉差異有這麼嚴重ㄛ??
> >
> > 話說他們剛成為淡大新鮮人時，有一天他們一票人去搭捷運，
> >
> > 他們同學之中有個人可能是從南部上台北讀書，沒搭過捷運。
> >
> > 就在他們一群人幾乎都上車了，就剩下那位同學而已，
> >
> > 當他兩腳跨進車廂後，剛好聽到** "嗶嗶嗶嗶"**的列車要關門的警告聲，*
> > *
> > 他想說：** "**哇咧! 靠邀，超重了！** " *
> > *
> > 就在車門快要關上時，他居然跳了出去。*
> > *
> > 結果就醬子目送著我表妹他們離開！
> > 捷運最神奇的地方不只如此, 上次我坐淡水線.
> >
> > 有一個中年婦女坐到劍潭站, 沒想到快到站時,
> >
> > 她按下了門邊的緊急聯絡按鈕
> >
> > 然後, 駕駛司機就很緊張的問: ** "**請問 有什麼事嗎** ?" *
> > *
> > 沒想到她竟然說: ** ** " **司機 , 我下一站下車"** *
> > *
> > 害全車的人都快笑翻了*
> > *
> > 淡水線真是神奇ㄚ*
> >
> > Two Ladies were Talking in Heaven
> > 1st woman: I'm frozen to death.
> >
> > 女士A：我是凍死的
> > 2nd woman: How horrible!
> >
> > 女士B：好可怕
> > 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,
> > I began to
> > get warm & sleepy, and finally died with a peaceful death. What
> > about you?
> >
> > 女士A：也沒多壞！冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與昏睡，最後就平靜的死了。你呢？
> > 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
> > husband was
> > cheating on me, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
> > But instead, I
> > found him all by himself watching TV.
> >
> > 女士B：我是因為心臟病死的。我懷疑我先生有外遇，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電
> 視。
> > 1st woman: So, what happened?
> >
> > 女士A：喔！那後來呢？
> > 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
> > that I
> > started running all over the house looking.
> >
> > 女士B：我非常確定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找。
> > I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the
> > basement. Then I
> > went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
> >
> > 我跑上頂樓找，又下到地下室!然後到每一個櫥櫃並檢查每一個床下。
> > I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I
> > became so
> > exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
> >
> > 我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
> > 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look into the freezer --- we'd
> > both will still
> > be alive.
> >
> > 女士A：太可惜了妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著。
> >
> > ------------------------------
> > 不愛笑的人請多坐捷運......
> >
> > *搭捷運鬧的笑話...*
> > *
> > 我雖然也是道地的台北人
> >
> > 而且天天搭捷運上下班喔
> >
> > 有一天不知道哪根筋不對了
> >
> > 我站在月台邊等車
> >
> > 遠遠看到一班捷運正要駛進站
> >
> > 我居然還招手耶)))))))
> >
> > 後來覺得真是糗斃了
> >
> > 就把舉的高高的手很不自然的折下來撥撥頭髮...........
> >
> > 我一輩子都忘不了最前面駕駛員忍著不笑痛苦扭曲的表情:P
> >
> > **
> > ★真的ㄇㄟ??太離譜了吧*
> > *
> > 台灣的城鄉差異有這麼嚴重ㄛ??
> >
> > 話說他們剛成為淡大新鮮人時，有一天他們一票人去搭捷運，
> >
> > 他們同學之中有個人可能是從南部上台北讀書，沒搭過捷運。
> >
> > 就在他們一群人幾乎都上車了，就剩下那位同學而已，
> >
> > 當他兩腳跨進車廂後，剛好聽到** "嗶嗶嗶嗶"**的列車要關門的警告聲，*
> > *
> > 他想說：** "**哇咧! 靠邀，超重了！** " *
> > *
> > 就在車門快要關上時，他居然跳了出去。*
> > *
> > 結果就醬子目送著我表妹他們離開！
> > 捷運最神奇的地方不只如此, 上次我坐淡水線.
> >
> > 有一個中年婦女坐到劍潭站, 沒想到快到站時,
> >
> > 她按下了門邊的緊急聯絡按鈕
> >
> > 然後, 駕駛司機就很緊張的問: ** "**請問 有什麼事嗎** ?" *
> > *
> > 沒想到她竟然說: ** ** " **司機 , 我下一站下車"** *
> > *
> > 害全車的人都快笑翻了*
> > *
> > 淡水線真是神奇ㄚ*
> >
哈哈ㄏ
捷運的笑話真的很好笑啊～～