2004-04-23 01:48:00tween
dirty joke
A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get
> you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister,"
> responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating
> something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let >> >
> me give you a 7th on the house." "No offence, sir. But if 6
> shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
>
> *********************************************************
> #7
> A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be
> seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange
> brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about
> sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies,
> "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics.
> It identifies that American Indians have the longest
> average penis and Polish men have the biggest average
> diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"
> He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."
>
> ***********************************************************
># 3
> A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He
> puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the
> astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this
> alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the
> gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open
> his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for
> witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
> The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the
> bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the
> alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the
> crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer
> bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its
> head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his
> genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the
> first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up
> again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's
> willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd.
> After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A
> woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise
> not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle".
> you?" the bartender inquires. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister,"
> responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating
> something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let >> >
> me give you a 7th on the house." "No offence, sir. But if 6
> shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
>
> *********************************************************
> #7
> A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be
> seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange
> brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about
> sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies,
> "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics.
> It identifies that American Indians have the longest
> average penis and Polish men have the biggest average
> diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"
> He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."
>
> ***********************************************************
># 3
> A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He
> puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the
> astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this
> alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the
> gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open
> his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for
> witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
> The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the
> bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the
> alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the
> crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer
> bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its
> head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his
> genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the
> first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up
> again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's
> willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd.
> After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A
> woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise
> not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle".