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miss universe's last question
環球小姐最后一題
question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問﹕美國小姐﹐請形容貴國男性的性器官。
ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like
gentlemen.
美國小姐﹕美國的男性器官象紳士。
question: how can you say so?
問﹕為什么呢？
ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........
美國小姐﹕因為隻要一看到女士﹐祂們就會起立……
(applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問﹕西班牙小姐﹐請形容貴國男性的性器官。
ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or
toro(bull)
西班牙小姐﹕西班牙的男性器官象鬥牛。
question: how can you say so?
問﹕為什么呢？
ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐﹕因為隻要看到有洞就會出擊。
applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
問﹕菲律賓小姐﹐請形容貴國男性的性器官。
ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
菲律賓小姐﹕菲律賓的男性器官象流言。
question: how can you say so?
問﹕為什么呢？
ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律賓小姐﹕因為牠從一張嘴里傳到另一張嘴里。
(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌﹐起立喝采﹐鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問﹕伊朗小姐﹐請形容貴國男性的性器官。
ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.
伊朗小姐﹕伊朗的男性器官象賊。
question: how can you say so?
問﹕為什么呢？
ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐﹕因為祂們總愛走后門。
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! >applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌﹐大笑、大笑﹐鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問﹕印度小姐﹐請形容貴國男性的性器官。
ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers.
印度小姐﹕印度的男性器官象勞力。
question: how can you say so?
問﹕為什么呢？
ms india: because it works day and night......
印度小姐﹕因為日夜勞“做”。
(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
問﹕馬來西亞小姐﹐請形容貴國男性的性器官。
ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like
proton
car.
馬來西亞小姐﹕馬來西亞的男性器官象proton 牌轎車(馬來西亞國產車)。
question: how can you say so?
問﹕為什么呢？
ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft.
馬來西亞小姐﹕看起來很硬(造型類似honda)其實很軟(一撞就變形)。
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌﹐大笑、大笑﹐鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問﹕新加坡小姐﹐請形容貴國男性的性器官。
ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu
(afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐﹕新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。
question: how can you say so?
問﹕為什么呢？
ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before the
show is over.
新加坡小姐﹕總是衝進場﹐提前15分鐘出場。
applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
question: ms china, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
問﹕中國小姐﹐請形容貴國男性的性器官。
ms china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space
plane.
中國小姐﹕中國的男性器官象航天飛機。
question: how can you say so?
問﹕為什么呢？
ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
中國小姐﹕雖然不大﹐但幾分鐘內就可以把你送上雲端……