Funny joke 笑話一則
Tonight’s the night
A noted sex therapist realized that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devised a test to tell for certain how often someone had sex.
To prove his theory, he filled up an auditorium with people, and went down the line asking each person to smile. Using the size of the person's smile, the therapist was able to guess accurately how often each person had sex. The last man in line was grinning from ear to ear.
"Twice a day," the therapist guessed, but was surprised when the man said no."Once a day, then?"
Again the answer was no.
"Twice a week?"
"No."
"Twice a month?"
When the doctor asked, "Once a year?" the man finally said yes.
The therapist was angry that his theory had not worked with this individual, and he asked the man,
"What the heck are you so happy about?"
The man answered, "Tonight's the night!"
有一個性治療專家認為性行為越多的人越快樂，精神越好，臉上的笑容越多。
他對聽眾說道：『如果大家懷疑的話，我們現場作個調查。請每天一次的人舉手!』
果然，舉手的人很明顯的比會場上的其它人看來更快樂。
『一週一次的請舉手』
舉手的人多了些，這些人看起來還不錯，但比不上一週一次的人。
『那麼一個月一次的人請舉手?!』
這時候舉手的人看起來都沒什麼笑容，看來這位專家的理論真的沒有錯。
最後專家又問道:『請問有沒有一年一次的? 一年一次的朋友請舉手?!』
結果真的有一名聽眾舉手了。
這下問題來了！這個人看起來很興奮，笑容滿面，似乎是會場內最快樂的一個人。
專家頗為不解，這個人怎麼不合他的理論？
於是專家便請教他能這麼快樂的原因。（原文:你高興個啥勁啊？）
這個人帶著興奮的語氣說：『因為.......
就是今晚！就是今晚！』
Rod Stewart
Tonight'sThe Night
Stay away from my window
Stay away from my back door too
Disconnect the telephone line
Relax baby and draw that blind
Kick off your shoes and sit right down
Loosen off that pretty French gown
Let me pour you a good long drink
Ooh! baby don't you hesitate 'cause
It's gonna be alright
' Cause I love you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now
Come on angel, my heart's on fire
Don't deny your man's desire
You'd be a fool to stop this tide
Spread your wings and let me come inside
'Cause
'Cause I love you girl
Don't say a word my virgin child
Just let your inhibitions run wild
The secret is about to unfold
Upstairs before the night's too old
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