非常幽默的一篇廣告文章, 如果你同樣來自加拿大, 就明白其中意義 :)

”(clears throat)

Hey.
I’m not a lumberjack,
or a fur trader...
and I don’t live in an igloo
or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don’t know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I’m certain they’re really, really nice.

I have a Prime Minister,
not a President.
I speak English and French,
NOT American.
and I pronouce it ’ABOUT’,
NOT ’A BOOT.’

I can proudly sew my country’s flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.
A TOQUE IS A HAT,
A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,
AND IT IS PRONOUCED ’ZED’ NOT ’ZEE’, ’ZED’!

CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY!
AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!

MY NAME IS JOE!
AND I AM CANADIAN! ”


Source from: Molson Canadian AD campaign