老歌亂談（四十六）Fake ID
最近韓國老兄PSY的《江南Style》爆紅，我就在想，真不知他是走了什麼狗屎運，將這種老掉牙的老舞新跳，也能如此的名利雙收。
前幾天我還向老婆確認，「馬舞」絕對是在我們那個年代就有的舞，我記得從：扭扭舞、阿哥哥、凌波舞、衝浪舞、靈魂舞，再到猴子舞、雞舞、馬舞、機械舞……。但我今天不是要來談舞的歷史，而是要來說說團體舞。
我記得我們那年代的舞會，都一定會放一首日本歌曲《Sho-Jo-Ji》，然後大家雙手搭在前面的人的肩上，排成一排（人多的話可成一個圈）繞著舞池跳「兔子舞」，也滿有趣的。而老外在舞會中的團體舞應該就是「排舞」（Line Dance）了。
老美的電影常會有週末去酒館喝酒跳舞的場景，而我特別喜歡看的是台上樂團在唱鄉村歌曲，台下男女都是牛仔打扮，大家一起大跳「排舞」。後來我才知道，「排舞」是要預先練習的（臨場學並能跟得上恐怕不容易），而且台灣也有很多婆婆媽媽及社團在跳「排舞」，甚至舉辦比賽，也各自選用喜歡的音樂。
在YouTube找到電影FootLoose（翻成「混身是勁」）中一段跳舞的完整版，歌曲不是老歌，但也不錯聽。
聽歌看跳舞之前先來看電影中的片段，哇！女主角戴著太陽眼鏡說她名字時的樣子真是帥斃了。
Hey, I've been driving all over town
On my cellphone wearin' it out
And I've finally tracked you down
Hey, everybody says you're the man
The final piece to my master plan
You got my world in the palm of your hand
Well I know that you got it
Come on and just sell it
Got the cash up in my pocket
You know I gotta get it
Hey mister won't you sell me a fake ID
There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see
I got my money and you got what I need
Hey mister won't you sell me a fake ID
Hey, don't even think about tellin' me no
It's only twenty minutes till the show
Hey mister turn it over let's go
No, I ain't gonna need a receipt
Just make sure that it looks like me
So the bouncer don't call the police
And don't tell my daddy
Stole the keys to his caddy
Don't dilly dally
I gotta get the hell out of this alley
Hey mister won't you sell me a fake ID
There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see
I got my money and you got what I need
Hey mister won't you sell me a fake ID
Here's my money, now get out of my way
Gonna push my luck right up to the stage
Hey mister won't you sell me a fake ID
There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see
I got my money and you got what I need
Hey mister, hey mister
Hey mister won't you sell me a fake ID
There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see
I got my money and you got what I need
Hey mister won't you sell me a fake ID
Hey mister won't you sell me a fake ID
There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see
I got my money and you got what I need
Hey mister won't you sell me a fake ID
Hey mister, hey mister
唱這首《Fake ID》的合唱團是「Big & Rich」，但我看右邊拿鈴鼓穿牛仔褲的女生，唱歌的架式不像是唱合音跑龍套的。果然，她是Gretchen Wilson，也是一名唱鄉村歌曲的歌手。