Ok then back to basics
Grab your shell toes and your fat laces
A little hand clap for some funk faces
And make your body move in the following places
Goes up your back and then down your spine
And when it hits your head...

Ok then back to baseheads
Dance like you just won at the special Olympics
I got the rudebox of the back of a spaceship
So sick I just had to take it
The R.U.D.E.B.O.X.
Up yer jacksy, split yer kecks
Sing a song of semtex
Pocket full of Durex
Body full of Mandrax
Are we gonna have sex (yes)
Will you wear your knee socks (ohh)
Back to the rudebox

Got this double fantasy
Where we just never stop
I’ve got one design
And that’s to funk you to the top
Know whats on my mind
There’s only one thing you will find
I got one design
And that’s to bump you ’till you drop

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty
Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Ok then back to spaceship
Take both pills
Fuck the matrix
Jack those jills
Shake your Playtex
Rock three stripes
Not the Asics
A.D.I.D.A.S.
Old school ’cos it’s the best - yes
TK Max cost less yes
Jackson looks a mess bless

Ok then what to do
If you try to jack me
I’ll rudebox you
If you rudebox me
I’ll rudebox your whole crew
’Cos it’s what I do
Ain’t that right boo? - true

I’ll ride with you
If you can get me to the border
’Cos the sheriff’s after me