笑話精選：金玉'涼'言

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，和女友一起洗澡。 ..會比較省嗎???

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
愛你的鄰居，不過別讓她老公抓到。 ..還好不是他老公愛上我....@@

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，牠們是如此美味。 .......

「Your future depends on your dreams.」 So go tosleep.
「現在的夢想決定著你的將來」所以還是睡覺吧。....ZZZ....

Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後，都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背後，都有兩個。 ....有三個以上的會怎樣??

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就像照片，需要黑暗來培養。 ...你忘記說時間久了一定會泛黃....

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
後排座位上的小孩會生出意外，後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。 ..那個牌子會漏....

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每個男人都應該結婚，畢竟快樂不是生活中唯一的追求。..想死還怕沒機會嗎.....