2008-10-13 11:19:59
SIWEI NO.1
網路笑話一則
一位員工要求加薪的信以及老闆的回信
某天 一 位 員工寄了一封信給她的老闆 內容為：
Dear Bo$$ ：
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ . worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Marian $hih
第二天 她收到了老闆的回信：
Dear Marian ：
I kNOw you have been working very hard.NOwadays,NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager
某天 一 位 員工寄了一封信給她的老闆 內容為：
Dear Bo$$ ：
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ . worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Marian $hih
第二天 她收到了老闆的回信：
Dear Marian ：
I kNOw you have been working very hard.NOwadays,NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager
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簡單的說
就是
員工雖然寫了一篇文章，但是他都用了很多［$］，加大的符號以突顯他的企圖心是要錢
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然而
他的老闆也回了一封信
卻是用了很多的［NO］，加大的字母以堅決表明加薪是不可能的事
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