幹覺得打完這篇會被我HJ學生笑...

英文比國中生還有大班生不如....

話說事情經過是這樣的...

有一天我們要出戶外....

我就很貼心的幫我們外師裝了一瓶水想說他可以喝~~

結果在一陣手忙腳亂之中....

我對他說.... teacher Phil  u can eat water.

Phil：eat water？

Sophie：？

Phil：Drink water ....

Sophie：OH!Sorry....（這時候的我尖叫一百整的覺得自己很蠢,但是我真的很忙ㄚ我要趕回去幫小孩穿衣服沙小的ㄚ!人總是會出錯的吧....好我承認我英文真的很爛幹!!!）

之後到了花博會場....Phil再喝水的時候又跟莫妮卡講了一次我的蠢事....

事情隔了幾天~~我們把這件事情但忘掉...看看下面這張照片吧!!!

這是我們尾牙的時候放的照片....

對你沒看錯那一位入境隨俗哪著一瓶啤酒矸跟我拍照的就是我們的teacher Phil.....

來看看發生什麼事情吧!!!

當莫妮卡拿照片給他的時候對他說..

Monica：You can recommend with your girlfriend this is Monica, tell her that has no li to you very much before him .This is Sophie, his English is very bad.

Phil： Oh I know   I can eat water .

幹是怎樣我的英名難道要毀在這嘛!?

你以為這樣就結束了嗎!?

有一天莫妮卡請假~~

我們都會叫小朋友排隊拿水喝....

當然我們的英文是...."May I drink water?"

結果我有一個很愛的小孩我都叫他兒子~~~

當然Phil也知道我很喜歡她～~

可愛的小孩他對Phil說.....May I eat water?

當然Phil很有耐心的糾正他~~之後我對Phil說...."He is my son, so will make the same fault with mother "

他笑翻了是怎樣過份....

算了算了事情回到他嘲笑我英文很差的那一天~~就是跟她女朋友介紹我們兩位老師的那一天~~~

莫妮卡對他說：Sophie will have a class with you at the beginning now, he has not learnt pronouncing from your.

Sophie：ＮＯ！！！！！！

莫妮卡：Study with him very well, his hour is very expensive, learn now not to use the money .

               Phil,How much is it for a lesson of yours?

Phil：About one hour  .....

Sophie：Phil,My mother is an English teacher

Phil：Really? Have not you joked? Has not she taught you? Fault which you study .

靠靠靠靠靠靠....也太心酸了吧....我要哭了><

真丟臉......媽媽我對不起你....我後悔我沒有認真學英文了幹!!!!!

最近覺得"感覺"先生越來越皮了....整個很愛開玩笑在那玩~~

來台灣沒多久就便油條了真糟糕....

總之結論就是我英文爛翻天....

還有我知道我很多拼音或是文法錯很多....請妳們看不懂自己想辦法看到....

不要給我在那回應文法錯ㄚ單字錯阿沙小的....林伴點會砍人幹....

好了我要躲在角落去哭了再見><