↑學校種的玉米 (大笑)

(英文版)

A man works for in factory of China branch,
he would like to report works to the head of office in UnitedStates, therefore, he goes America with his friend, Mr.A.
Druing they wating flight,
they heard 2 foreigners talking to each other,
one man said: Are you kidding? (你在開玩笑嗎?)
the other replied : no, i am seriours. (不，我很認真!)
so the Man works for the factory ask Mr.A what they were talking about.
Mr.A said: Are you Kitty? No, I am Silkers.


Two man arrived in Taiwan,
he told his chinese boss,
he asked for taking official leaves as personal trip, his boss said: ”Go ahead”! he was so happy and ran out of the door,
but the boss said : hey man! i mean ”go a head”!


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噢噢噢!一個有點冷的笑話
看的懂得人就看拔 ^皿^+


(中文版)

有一個男人他是某家知名企業的大陸分廠長，他要回美國向報告總公司進度，於是跟好友A一起回去，在等飛機的休息室中有兩個外國人的對話傳進了他們的耳裡：老外甲：Are you kidding? 老外乙：No , I’m serious 男人問英文不太好的好友A說：考考你老外在說啥，好友說：他們一個說：你是凱娣嗎？ 另一個說：不，我是希爾斯，男人聽了就昏倒ㄌ

兩個人到了台灣後
有天男人跟他的華裔老闆說：我可以請公假出國放假嗎？老闆說：Go ahead!(去吧!)男人聽了就高興的衝了出去，老闆說：站住：我是說Go a head﹝去個頭﹞


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摁，決定了!
英文笑話就用這一個上去演講 ＝ˇ＝

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