2007-06-18 17:35:41胖劉媽

Jokes on demand 7

Jokes time!

這幾天奧克蘭真的很冷
北島和南島的滑雪區已經在摩拳擦掌地準備迎接滑雪季的到來
胖媽在紐西蘭已經是第十八個年頭
卻連一次滑雪場都沒去過 好像很可惜喔 :)

Here are the jokes for this week.

1. Q: What does a jellyfish have on its tummy?
A: A jelly button.
2. Q: How do snails get their shells so shiny?
A: They use snail polish.
3. Q: What does a cannibal call a phone book?
A. The menu.

Hope you will like it! 端午節快樂!


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瑪友友 2007-06-22 19:01:29

Cannibal`s menu----哈哈哈

食人族的乘客搭飛機.空服員對他說:先生.這是今晚的菜單.
食人族乘客說:ㄟ...我想看看旅客名單.

hehehehehe...........

Jo 2007-06-18 23:51:38

hahahaha.....
有看懂, 很好笑.