原本我以為來到澳洲以後我再也不能講冷笑話給我的外國朋友聽了, 因為我通常都是用中文... 沒想過如何用英文去講. 不過我想我現在已經可以做到了. 跟大家分享一下近期內發明的一些笑話 ^^.

At first I thought that I cann't speak "Lawrence's Joke" in Alstralia. Because I always speak it in Mandarin. And I worry about that I cann't speak it in English well. But I think I can do it now. I am goning to share several "Lawrence's Jokes" with everybody ^^.  

1. I asked Jennifer "Look at me, and guess one title of films", at the time I carried a bag of rice behind me (the brand name is Sun Rice)... when Jennifer was confused... I told her the answer "It's title is Before Sunrise" (愛在黎明破曉前 Before Sunrise) XD... Then Jennifer opened her eyes wide and laughed loudly...

2. When I were hungry, I told Nozomi "From now, please call me Jack." Nozomi asked me "Why? " I answered her "Because I am hungry, so I am Hungry Jack now!" (在澳洲, 速食餐廳飢餓的傑克等同於台灣的漢堡王 In Alstralia, the Hungry Jack's equals the Berger King in Taiwan)... She said that she felt very cold at the moment... XD...

3. One day, I wanted to go to Coles by a car with Takeshi, Jennifer, amd Nozomi. And when we already rode on the car, Nozomi was walking outside to receive her mail. Takeshi asked "Why doesn't she come in? Dose she wanna walk to Coles? " I answered "Of course, because she is on the Walking Holiday now" (our visas are Working Holiday visas)... Everyone said that my joke is very old type joke...  but I were satisfied with it... XD...