From: 昭和王子
Sent: Monday, October 11, 2010 11:26 AM
To: Manager(部門主管)
Subject: 昭和王子今天(10/11)下午4點半後不在公司

Dear all managers

我今天10/11(一)下午要去醫院回診看檢驗報告

下午4點半後請假不在公司

若有事找我請打我手機

(基本上,我個人現在相當佩服台灣醫界的作業流程真是世界級的嚴謹

 從我樣本送檢開始,算算已經整整三週過去了,我都掉了整整5公斤

 檢驗報告今天才終於通過所有測試程序後堂堂出爐

 如果真是超級細菌的話

 以這種作業效率

 我看我也早就掛了吧….

 所以今天去看報告只是看心安

 順便協助醫院結案的了….)

所以請各位不要擔心,我會好好照顧自己的

謝謝

     昭和王子

From: 賽門副總
Sent: Tuesday, October 12, 2010 2:12 AM
To: 昭和王子
Subject: eECR

Dear 昭和王子

 [v]eECR                [ ]eECN          [ ]eECR2C(Engineering Change Request to Customer)

變更前//Original Design:

Smoking；smoking keep smoking

……

變更後//New Design:

Quit smoking

改用新料

變更理由//Reason for Change:

Health

RD錯誤責任歸屬, Who?  (after C2, 錯誤責任必須追究檢討)

直接責任:  RD not involved

Failure Mode//失效模式: after C2, Failure Mode必須檢討, Failure Mode之描述  應該足以成為日後教材&Design Guideline

…整整三週過去了,掉了整整5公斤

變更範圍//Scope

…

變更衝擊//Impact of this Engineering Change:

需要做哪些實驗來驗證// Required Validation Test: 

[ ]100set On Production Line

[ ]10set Pilot Run, monitor by engineer ___________, test method:______________________________

[v]即時上線, 工程師上線追蹤異常 (只有風險極低的設變 才能如此)

變更時機//Timing of this Engineering Change:

[V]舊料香菸使用到完為止  [ ]停止使用舊料    [ ]無舊料，無庫存   [ ]_________  (左列必選一)

修模時機/變更時機:

[V]Now, it’s now, do not hesitate. Take good care of yourself.          [  ]待其他修模/變更項目順便進行   [ ]NA (必選題)

end of eECN & eECR template.

From: 昭和王子
Sent: Tuesday, October 12, 2010 9:55 AM
To: 賽門副總
Subject: RE: eECR

Dear 賽門副總

非常感謝您的誠摯關心

為了公司的永續經營與大好江山

昭和王子在此跟您掛保證

我一定不會輕易掛掉的啦

不過…您沒有找出真因喔!!

執行變更前請一定要先對不良品進行徹底的貼身觀察!!

麻煩請見回覆!!

謝謝

          昭和王子

 [v]eECR                [ ]eECN          [ ]eECR2C(Engineering Change Request to Customer)

變更前//Original Design:

Drinking；drinking keep drinking every night over 10 years !!

變更後//New Design:

Quit drinking

改用新料

變更理由//Reason for Change:

Health (for body & soul)

RD錯誤責任歸屬, Who?  (after C2, 錯誤責任必須追究檢討)

直接責任:How come all of the god dame wine, the whiskey and the beer are so charming and exciting to 昭和王子!?

Failure Mode//失效模式: after C2, Failure Mode必須檢討, Failure Mode之描述  應該足以成為日後教材&Design Guideline

…整整三週過去了,掉了整整5公斤

…So I have quit dinking 3 weeks! It’s Miracle to me!! Thanks God !!

變更範圍//Scope

…

變更衝擊//Impact of this Engineering Change:

需要做哪些實驗來驗證// Required Validation Test: 

[ ]100set On Production Line

[ ]10set Pilot Run, monitor by engineer ___________, test method:______________________________

[v]即時上線, 工程師上線追蹤異常 (只有風險極低的設變 才能如此)

變更時機//Timing of this Engineering Change:

[ ]舊料好酒使用到完為止  [V]停止使用舊料    [ ]無舊料，無庫存   [ ]_________  (左列必選一)

修模時機/變更時機:

[V]Now, it’s now. Take good care by myself.          [  ]待其他修模/變更項目順便進行   [ ]NA (必選題)

I am a very very good boy from now on,

so every papa in office

please don’t worry

and  don’t preach to me any more….