工廠大學的教材有時真是幾"寫實"有趣的，話說有一堂學生要學在辦公室"Social", 即是那些
A: "Gd’morning? How are you today?"
B: "Oh I’m really well. How about you?"

不只，還要學"吹水"講是非。其中一個case是指有同事因為同老闆有路所以升職，很多Tasks都是關於些個Case，包括寫Complaint letter去平機會、聽Listening"八掛"同事間的流言、看video看證人作供....等等，而Speaking就用來做model dialogue/ conversation, 例如:

A: "Hey, you know what? I heard that Teddy got promoted because he is having an affair with the boss."
B: "Oh really? Are you talking about Teddy Au? How do you know?"
A: "Yes, they are having lunch together three times a week and they seem very close."
C: "Yes, I heard about that too. Lisa met them the other day and they were holding hands."
A:" I also heard that when they attended the conference last month, some people saw them sharing the same hotel room."
B:" Oh my god! It isn’t true, is it?"

是不是很富娛樂性呢? 考試亦是要考他們可不可以好像"八婆仔"般講是非吹水。

懶散的同學忽然要求我跟他們多補兩堂課，正一臨急抱佛腳，他們說為表誠意，全班雞手鴨腳一起"抄考" model 寫了一段對話 (辜且不要理他們的文法):

A: "Hey, you know what? I heard that Miss and ah Sir is dating."
B: "Oh really? Are you talking about Miss Po?" (請問是那個"ah Sir"?)
A: "Yes, they’re having lunch together every Monday and they seem very close." (喔，那一個。大吉利是!)
C: "Yes, I heard about that too. Mandy saw them always together." (唔係嘛?)
A:" I also heard that when Ah Sir is very gentleman and Miss red face."(有病。)
B:" Oh my god! It isn’t true, is it?"

OH MY GOD!IT ISN’T TRUE, IS IT?

同學A: "Miss. 係唔係真嘅即?"
同學B: "我地寫左段普通話版，阿Sir叫我地唔好攪你呀。幾錫住你呀!" (咁做咩唔聽話呀?"

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我:"大家咁流利咁好想像力，唔洗補堂啦。"

同學A:"咁你同阿Sir講野係用英文定普通話架?"
我:"是廣....東.....話.... 。"
同學B: "咁即係真架啦!"

真係有病。