某日,


天氣不錯,


班上氣氛不錯,


班主任宣布有一名新同學將加入我們班,


當班主任說出他的名字時,


大家都懵了.


”肚子疼!”


誰是”肚子疼”????

原來,


他的名字叫”子騰”,可偏偏姓”杜”.


肚子疼VS杜子騰

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一日,


我對同桌大喊:”你是豬!!”


他也大喊:”我不是豬!!我是豬才怪!!”


於是,


我每天都叫他”豬才怪”


最後,


他忍無可忍,說:”我不是豬才怪!!”

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