Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy




SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.




GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.




HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot
and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try understand her at all.




MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes,
there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.




APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate through the night.




PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

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〝♡ 〞　愛的加乘法

如果愛是 1 ， 不愛是 0

用乘法來計算愛情

兩人都愛 ： 1 x 1 = 1 就是相愛

兩人都不愛： 0 x 0 = 0 就是不愛

有一人愛，一人不愛 ： 1 x 0 = 0

單方面的愛情不會有結果

兩人都只各愛一半 ： 0.5 x 0.5 = 0.25

愛的成分變的比原來一半還少

用加法來計算愛情

兩人都愛 ： 1+1=2 愛情變的比原來還多，真是幸福美滿

兩人都不愛 ： 0+0=0 都不來電，當然沒結果

有一人愛，一人不愛 ： 1+0=1 被愛也是一種幸福。

兩人都各愛一些： 0.5+0.5=1

一種平凡的愛情，也是一種幸福

乘法的愛情是彼此緊抓著對方

互相考驗對方的愛情

當兩人愛情很好

愛大於一的時候，感情越加考驗越好，會越成越大，遠大於一

反之，彼此愛情小於一時

感情越考驗越少，越成越少，終至變為零而分手

加法的愛情是彼此有空間

隨時間慢慢累積的

雖然沒辦法突飛猛進，也不會迅速冷卻消失

付出一點，就得到一點，想得到一滴，也得先付出一滴

雖然10x10會變成100，非常的誘人，讓人神往不已

但是一輩子卻也遇不到這樣一次十全十美的一百分愛情

所以我選擇用加法來運算我的愛情

慢慢地累積，用心的去經營

寧願一點一滴的付出與獲得

最後必定能裝滿一瓶子的愛情