2003-12-02 15:03:05燃燒火玫瑰
【閒聊】大約攝氏15°
師大中西美食，妳問：
「玫瑰，你不再寫東西了嗎？」
我點點頭，但同時又被自己的反應嚇一跳。
哎，我這人，從來不干寂寞。
＊今天來看看國際新聞吧
（1）Petite histoire
A man is taking a walk in Central parkin New York. Suddenly he sees alittle girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says : "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers : "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
The man says : - "But I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning : Brave American saves life of little girl" - the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man.
"Oh, what are you then?".... !!!!!!! ????
The man says: - "I am a Palestinian!"
The next day the newspaper says : "Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist networks are being explored"
（2）coried from EZ news
AN AMERICAN SOLDIER HAS BEEN REPRIMANDED AND WILL BE DISCHARGED FOR TAKING A BREAK FROM A FOOT PATROL IN BAGHDAD TO MARRY AN IRAQI WOMAN.
SGT. SEAN BLACKWELL, 27,IS BEING PUNISHED FOR REVEALING THE TIME AND LOCATION OF THE PATROL TO HIS BRIDE AND THE IRAQI JUDGE WHO MARRIED THEM.
THE FLORIDA NATIONAL GUARDSMAN AVOIDED A POSSIBLE COURT-MARTIAL FOR HIS ACTIONS. BLACKWELL'S LAWYER SAID HIS CLIENT IS GUILTY OF FALLING IN LOVE AND SAID IF THE MILITARY PUNISHES HIM FURTHER IT RISKS GETTING SOME NEGATIVE PUBLICITY.
BLACKWELL AND ANOTHER SOLDIER, WHO MARRIED ANOTHER IRAQI WOMAN, TOOK PART IN A DOUBLE CEREMONY DURING A BREAK ON THE SAME PATROL AUG. 17. BOTH WOMEN ARE DOCTORS.
THE AMERICAN SOLDIERS CONVERTED TO ISLAM BEFORE THEY
MARRIED.
「玫瑰，你不再寫東西了嗎？」
我點點頭，但同時又被自己的反應嚇一跳。
哎，我這人，從來不干寂寞。
＊今天來看看國際新聞吧
（1）Petite histoire
A man is taking a walk in Central parkin New York. Suddenly he sees alittle girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says : "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers : "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"
The man says : - "But I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning : Brave American saves life of little girl" - the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American!" - says the man.
"Oh, what are you then?".... !!!!!!! ????
The man says: - "I am a Palestinian!"
The next day the newspaper says : "Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist networks are being explored"
（2）coried from EZ news
AN AMERICAN SOLDIER HAS BEEN REPRIMANDED AND WILL BE DISCHARGED FOR TAKING A BREAK FROM A FOOT PATROL IN BAGHDAD TO MARRY AN IRAQI WOMAN.
SGT. SEAN BLACKWELL, 27,IS BEING PUNISHED FOR REVEALING THE TIME AND LOCATION OF THE PATROL TO HIS BRIDE AND THE IRAQI JUDGE WHO MARRIED THEM.
THE FLORIDA NATIONAL GUARDSMAN AVOIDED A POSSIBLE COURT-MARTIAL FOR HIS ACTIONS. BLACKWELL'S LAWYER SAID HIS CLIENT IS GUILTY OF FALLING IN LOVE AND SAID IF THE MILITARY PUNISHES HIM FURTHER IT RISKS GETTING SOME NEGATIVE PUBLICITY.
BLACKWELL AND ANOTHER SOLDIER, WHO MARRIED ANOTHER IRAQI WOMAN, TOOK PART IN A DOUBLE CEREMONY DURING A BREAK ON THE SAME PATROL AUG. 17. BOTH WOMEN ARE DOCTORS.
THE AMERICAN SOLDIERS CONVERTED TO ISLAM BEFORE THEY
MARRIED.