You will receive a new pair of pants.

I WANT NEW PANTS :D

oh. oh PSH desperate much

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Your colors of the month are Bulgarian Rose and Safety Orange. In the parking lot of love, keep circling until you find the closest spot, and then honk your horn and scream to let others know that this spot is yours. This also applies to regular parking lots. Send a cryptic email to a Leo in exactly thirty-eight minutes and this will become the greatest month of your life. Only eat food that comes in a bag. Adding a shoulder accessory will do wonders (shoulder pad, parrot, dolphin tattoo, etc.). Sleep on your stomach to reduce the chances of a spider dropping into your mouth. You will find something in the backseat of your car that will bring a tear to your eye. (Could be a tear of joy, or sadness, or pain, or terror.) You will receive a new pair of pants.


lolllol
sarah told me that the short cryptic email to a leo means the guy who wrote the thing XDXDDD

I KNOWWWW

loads of ppl were complaining :D

I like writing stuff down though (: I think you learn that way.

(:

loll you should have just continued your productive physics study instead of coming over just to be overloaded and distracted with uber cute icons XDDD
it was worth it though lol
hhahah i had no idea what you were talking about just now, but didn't you think woodward was so unreasonable not letting us use our computers? it would have been so much faster searching up the quotes and typing them up!