乘客語錄
(1) DXB--ACC (杜拜到迦納)
During boarding, a J class pax asked crew to put her luggage in the hatrack.
Crew:" Madame, I have back injury, sorry I can't lift it alone......"
This young African lady said:" You have to lift my luggage, you are my worker!"
(2) ABJ--ACC, half load. (象牙海岸到迦納)
In Y class, an African lady asked crew:
"I don't like the passengers around me, can you block few rows around my seat?"
(3) DXB--BKK (杜拜到曼谷)
An economy class passenger came onboard, asked the purser for upgrade.
" Sir, it's 3000 USD to upgrade to business class."
Of course it's too expensive, this passenger told the purser:
"How about I give you 500 USD, you put me in business class seat, and invite all the crew to have X'mas dinner with me?"
(4) BKK--SYD (曼谷到雪梨)
A captain was passengering in first class, he seemed not in the mood.
Crew went ot take the order.
Captain:" Do you have muffins?"
" No, sorry, it's lunch service on this sector, so we don't have muffins. But I can offer you some dessert from the menu. The cold dessert is green tea cream pudding, and the hot dessert......(crew forgot)...let me check....."
Captain:" Don't you know your menu?"
We warned the next crew about him.
Next sector.
Crew went to take the order.
A blonde crew: "What would you like to drink?"
Captain: "Orange juice."
Due to captain's Auzzie accent, crew wasn't sure, "I beg your pardon?"
Captain:" Can't you speak English?"
&%*$#@.....可以再機車一點!!!
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