2011-01-07 15:02:11無遮，小光，一休
阿公阿嬤的答錄機內容(寫實笑話篇)
阿公阿嬤的答錄機內容
「喂！現在我們不能接電話，請在聽到「嗶」一聲後留言.........
"Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep.........
嗶...
beeeeeppp ...
如果你是我的孩子，先按 1，再依照你打電話的目的，選擇 1到 8；
If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 8:
假如你是要我們去陪孫子，按 1；
If you need us to stay with the children, press 1
如果你是要跟我們借車，按 2；
If you want to borrow the car, press 2
如果你是要我們幫你洗衣服、燙衣服，按 3：
If you want us to wash your clothes and do the ironing, press 3
若是你要送孫子到我們這裡過夜，按 4；
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 4
假若你是要我們到學校接孩子，按 5；
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 5
如果你想禮拜天來吃飯、或是做一頓飯然後快遞到你家，按 6；
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home,press 6
假如你現在要過來吃飯，按 7；
If you want to come to eat here, press 7
若是你需要錢，按 8
If you need money, press 8
如果你是要邀請我們出去吃飯、或是去看戲，請直接說話……
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater start talking,
我們正在聽!!!!!!!!!!」
we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"
「喂！現在我們不能接電話，請在聽到「嗶」一聲後留言.........
"Good morning. . . . At present we are not at home but, please leave your message after you hear the beep.........
嗶...
beeeeeppp ...
如果你是我的孩子，先按 1，再依照你打電話的目的，選擇 1到 8；
If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 8:
假如你是要我們去陪孫子，按 1；
If you need us to stay with the children, press 1
如果你是要跟我們借車，按 2；
If you want to borrow the car, press 2
如果你是要我們幫你洗衣服、燙衣服，按 3：
If you want us to wash your clothes and do the ironing, press 3
若是你要送孫子到我們這裡過夜，按 4；
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 4
假若你是要我們到學校接孩子，按 5；
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 5
如果你想禮拜天來吃飯、或是做一頓飯然後快遞到你家，按 6；
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home,press 6
假如你現在要過來吃飯，按 7；
If you want to come to eat here, press 7
若是你需要錢，按 8
If you need money, press 8
如果你是要邀請我們出去吃飯、或是去看戲，請直接說話……
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or, taking us to the theater start talking,
我們正在聽!!!!!!!!!!」
we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"
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