2004-05-15 08:26:55

童言。童語。

今天家教小朋友不斷提出奇怪的問題,害我課上不完,真是好氣又好笑。
我不知道在這個小四生的心裡,老師是這樣崇高啊....(笑)




---無厘對話 Part I---

〔我〕...So always remember to add "-s" when the subject is the 3rd person singular...

〔他〕Teacher!

〔我〕Hmm?

〔他〕Are you famous?

〔我〕Me? No. Why?

〔他〕In your 公司, you...

〔我〕Company.

〔他〕In your company, you are young, right?

〔我〕Yeah. Umm...But you can only say that I'm young. Still, I'm not famous.

〔他〕If 有人叫妳去當總經理,妳要不要?

〔我〕Hahah...Sure. I'd love to. But no one would ask me to!

〔他〕那妳去當新竹市市長好不好?

〔我〕Okay..Okay..Back to the lesson. The verb should always agree with the subject...



---無厘對話 Part II---

〔他〕Teacher, 賺錢會不會很辛苦啊?

〔我〕Umm...Of course! It's never easy.

〔他〕我也想快點去賺錢,我想跟妳一樣.

〔我〕Really? Why?

〔他〕Secret...cc...I just want!