Women Are Even Hard To Pleased
女人最難取悅!!

The problems with GIRLS:
男人的問題是：

If u TREAT h er nicely, s he says it is reasonable;
如果妳對他好， 她說這是理所當然．

If u Don't, s he says u are not gentle.
對他不好，她說你不夠紳士．

If u DRESS Nicely, s he says u are hunting someone;
如果妳穿得很體面，她說你企圖找美妹．

If u Don't, s he says u have no taste.
如果不，她說你沒有品味

If u ARGUE with her, she says women are always right;
如果跟他理論，她說女人永遠 是對的

If u keep QUIET, he says u are a chicken.
如果你沈默，她說你是懦夫！

If u are SMARTER than h er, she says now you know why I choose U;
如果你比她聰明，她說不然我幹嘛要選你

If s he's Smarter than u, s he says every woman is Fiona.
如果她比你聰明，她說每個女人都
是菲奧莉納！

本文為james先生贊助..歡迎轉呈