我決定了
自從我回台南之後
體重就一直直線上升
我是一個非常討厭胖子的人
除非胖的可愛
要不然都吃屎

我希望的是
走在路上
可以被妹看
可以被比較
還有
可以ㄆㄚˇ妹妹

我胖
我也不可愛
所以我非常討厭我的肚子
恨不得
用牛刀把肚油切掉
把大腿油切掉
把背油切掉
把全身的油都切掉
但...
都是幻想
所以
我決定了
我要減肥
我要減到
可以稱做瘦子的境界

我的瘦身計畫
就在我的腳
完全復原之後
就要減肥~~

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