唔知係咪happy friday 的關係, 個個都令舍精神, 講0野都令舍精警....

case 1: 魚蛋0係貓度叫苦連天, 因為佢用個software 太雞(註: 魚蛋係IT 人)以致成日hang 機。百合知道就話0個個software 係user enermy (not user friendy), 所以係咁, 唯有將就下。呢度已經夠精警, 點知魚蛋話"a user friendy computer is not to be user's friend".....
人都係咁la, 何況係電腦......

case 2: 墨魚丸因為太無聊關係, 四圍撩女仔後又0係度執垃圾!(in fact that is 涼粉新坐個位附近0既雜物) 執到支水筆順手俾左雞丁, 然後仲話'送俾你ar' (coz 雞丁坐左0係個垃圾位附近)
雞丁: 「支筆用唔到ga la wor」跟住寫兩寫唔到就dump 左
呢個時候, 平日唔多講0野0既涼粉就話: 「佢俾支筆你幫佢dump 之ma」

hahahaha~~~~ 真係開心~

(of course I keep smiling but not laughing in office la~)