珍妮的幽默
(這是我自己做的哈密瓜果汁盅!DIY, Do it, Yvette!)
我們都在等待 C 貓唸完工業設計之後變成大設計家,幫媽媽完成興建【雨教第二科技別墅大洋樓】的夢想,沒想到珍妮給了我們一個寓言故事。真是不負責任的行為!
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小主人只有一個小小的要求:妳們的別墅也裝一個節能減碳搖擺體健器好不好?
附上《伊索寓言》原譯文,讓 C 貓再笑一次。
The Milkmaid and Her Pail
Patty the Milkmaid was going to market carrying her milk in a Pail on her head. As she went along she began calculating what she would do with the money she would get for the milk. "I'll buy some fowls from Farmer Brown," said she, "and they will lay eggs each morning, which I will sell to the parson's wife. With the money that I get from the sale of these eggs I'll buy myself a new dimity frock and a chip hat; and when I go to market, won't all the young men come up and speak to me! Polly Shaw will be that jealous; but I don't care. I shall just look at her and toss my head like this. As she spoke she tossed her head back, the Pail fell off it, and all the milk was spilt. So she had to go home and tell her mother what had occurred.
"Ah, my child," said the mother,
"Do not count your chickens before they are hatched."
上一篇:恭喜 C 貓
我可是全臺北跑透透呢!!
去來來喜來登吃中餐、去木柵把車開回內湖之前又回到西門町買兩箱水果!(車停在木柵,因為昨晚冒風雨去蘆洲功學社總部聽二麻子以前的打擊班同學--也是大麻子學妹--的獨奏會。)
我也做很多事呀
吃飯、吃飯、睡覺、吃飯
看電視、看電視、看電視
不,關心颱風、關心颱風
我比較宅
我會努力在家督導小貓為我的花園洋房設計特別一點,到時麻子二人組可以不定期舉辦演奏會,我們還有各科醫生會診,周家小妞也可以提供法律諮詢,冉家帥哥到時也可能有新的點子提供讓他老媽傻眼的超值服務